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  1. Aren't we about out of Shinawatra's yet?
  2. It's time to borrow a pit bull.
  3. It's the starch Rudi. Freeze bread then maybe even toast it. Doing thus changes the molecular structure of the carbs/starch so it isn't absorbed as easily into your bod. Fewer calories absorbed. No blood sugar crash. Trust the science!
  4. Hmm Must be a translation thing. You'd think "joint theft" would happen at a weed shop.
  5. The trillion number is tenative. Gotta get the dimensions of china's aircraft carriers before they finalize the amount needed.
  6. Sure legal casinos for the tourists and rich. Bring on the chinese charter flights. Illegal online and speakeasy gambling dens for the people. Management by or backhanders for the RTP. Yep. Pick your own lotto numbers terminals without searching racks of 18th century style tables; Nope
  7. Yup Depends if I'm stoned.
  8. Nah, Stick with the moto taxis and buy your own helmet !
  9. Ignore all these nay sayers and girly moped lovers! Buy the biggest bike you can find and buy a new one! They are the easiest to learn to ride, you can drive and park it safely anywhere and they go really fast. Don't bother with getting a helmet! It will ruin your hair and appearance. Don't worry about medical insurance! You will never dump it or crash and if somebody hits you, your parents will be able to come and sit by your bed and take photos for your repatriation "Go fund me campaign."
  10. Every year it gets more difficult to find bars full of really <deleted>e faced, horny, easy swoonable people doesn't it.
  11. It's a miracle!
  12. Hmm. Having confessed, go and sin no more.
  13. The old saying "your only as old as the woman your sleeping with worked well for me until we got the baby her own bed. Then to my dismay I started waking up with a 40 something. It got worse year after year. Then the strife got twin beds. Past few years its gotten harder and harder to find the youngest looking angle in the mirror so I've gone to a beard and no photos are allowed.
  14. And looks like Ms. Pearson may have also found some potential romance.
  15. Old Somsak Should have read Aristotle who noted "The virtue of justice consists in moderaton, as regulated by wisdom" A 25,000,000 baht would have been less extreme and perhaps more moderate. Makes one wonder about Mr. Taksin's donations.
  16. Stewardess. Def: A word to make woke flight attendants cringe.
  17. Great idea. This can be part of the Belt and Road scheme. China can loan Thailand the money. China can send the workers. China maybe can even manage the canal traffic. Great news for Thailand. Nah, nobody is that stupid. Nah, on second thought maybe...
  18. Confuse kidnapped inocent hostages with prisoners much?
  19. Yeah me too. When I used to try to negotiate with the Chinese it always ended up the same way. Eventually I'd get to the point of saying "Just frig it. " And walk away.
  20. Jeese. Just what Pattaya needs. Philatelists cruising Beach road late at night. Nah. I'm sure the RTP will stamp it out.
  21. Zoom Zoom Driving matters.
  22. LadyBoy 1: Honey did you go to the police roundup? LadyBoy 2: No couldn't make it. I was selling off the gold necklace from last night. How was it? LB 1: It was ok. They took names and phone numbers. Same as always. Oh this time they had a slide show. They had one of you the time you were working on that Indian guy. You looked great. LB2. Sorry I missed it. I'll be sure to go to the next one.
  23. Well Pistachio you've taken that all important first step towards realizing that happy life you deserve. All of us here at AN are here to help.
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