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  1. Monkeys go ape in boycott of HelloFresh products. Big Boss Monkey states "First they start shipping us to China to be dinner, now they stop us from working! When will this monkeys business end?"
  2. Tham Pha Mak Ho Temple, in Ban Thai Charoen village that reported hundreds of missing monkeys in mid February reports that the missing monkeys are still missing.
  3. Some Thai math. Premchai got 16 months for killing a black panther. These guys get 57 months for killing 2 tigers. 57÷2=28.5 28.5÷16=1.78 So one dead tiger equals 1.78 dead panthers. Seems reasonable that the activists are angry.
  4. The bad news: Dead tigers The good news: No Chinese involved. Orig article says they burned the flesh and bones. These bits are big juju in Chinese Traditional Medicine. "Tiger Bone Wine" etc.
  5. As a decendent of an indentured kitchen maid from the 1700's I got mine+1, but I'm waiting my 'white slave' reparations check to buy a ticket. No gofundme for me!
  6. Instant Ice Coffee. Latest Thai innovation.
  7. Wot, they got RTP Fashion Police now?
  8. Who won't want to poop in a Happy Toilet?
  9. "...all Chinese people and enterprises abroad to comply strictly with the laws and traditions of their host countries." So China is proposing a new phrase for the "Phrase Hall of Fame"? Will it join: "Checks in the mail" "I won't delete in your mouth" "Honey, you don't look fat in that dress" And others...
  10. What some dare call tourism, others call cashing in and getting the yuan out.
  11. I give you a trophy. Just brilliantly succinct. Phrases not to be ignored!
  12. Yer a fortunate dude, Mobility issues aside, get the breathing attended too.
  13. I keep telling immigration to get busy on a special "Duration of Conflict" visa...
  14. Dang! It's a bloody app? I was going to order that next time I went to the fancy Swiss eatery in Hua Hin.
  15. Immigration Officer Praphansak Prasansuk has further stated that Yellow Carded miscreants will be required to wear a yellow wristband which are on order from Prasansuk Industries Inc. (Failure to comply will result in compulsory wearing of a yellow and red striped band which are in the design phase)
  16. New Director of Office of National Parks promises no more envelopes in bid to end corruption in line with "Mafia figure" allegations.
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