This will be a brilliant story to tell down the pub someday.Unfortunately it might be a while.
PS,i have some great stories from when i was the town drunk but none of them can match this.
Separated by language but much much more.
We have cousins in Aussie,New Zealand and Canada.Even South Africa but "septic tanks" are a completely different breed.Humourless,self righteous and superior and their kids are even worse.
This could be a classic wind-up post.
Just the right believable content without going overboard and plays on the heartstrings slightly.
Perhaps Shirley Bassey gives in away a bit but nevertheless congratulations,great post.
Don't know much about drugs (don't want to) but the Amitriptyline you mention must be the cheapest drug on sale here in Thailand.
I pay 35 baht from 10×25mg and a quarter of a pill gives me a good nights sleep.
From reading your previously posts (which i enjoy) there seems to be quite a few keyboard bullies on here that would willingly alter the shape of your nose for free.