Prubangboy

"I lack the empathy of even a cockroach. I am a typical piece of TrumpTrash". Another thing Trumpism ruined: Bluegrass Music. My wife is going back home to Merle-fest, the prominent festival which also figures big names like Bruce or Willie. 'Used to be half redneck and half latte-sipping liberals. For the bands as well as the audience. Now it's 100% liberals. Trumpism made people abandon the old traditions and just buy into his rageoholic franchise. Trumpism makes you stupid. We see that here hourly.

$1,500 for my wife to come back from North Carolina. Used to be $800. Get used to it. It's not inflation, it's gouging. It's been on my re-visit list forever, but the high restaurants are a big step down from Bangkok, and Koh Samui was such an effortless fit. May not ever make it back there. A million years ago, I unofficially tended bar at the Reggae Bar on Koh Lanta. Many Norwegian single moms get free vacations there if they're depressed. Some of the best, most squalid days of my life.

"I have no game, no point, and nothing to say".

"Since I am an impotent, wholly irrelevant goofball with no skin in the world politics game, I like to pretend that my opinion is meaningful," "Since the republicans would (and do) deny a poor child chemotherapy, and since I would never be for that in my own country, I am also a hypocrite liar who flatters himself as edgy."

I agree, but old whities are good for a laugh too. My largest ethnic cohort that I hang out with is Chinese potheads.

If you don't want to go there after seeing that film, you're essentially dead.

I hate him. But only part time. One if 4 died in my TrumpTrash town during Covid. I knew an idiot who drank diluted Lysol. We were harassed for wearing masks. My mother in law went Fox News-nuts and that's part of the reason we left. I will not speak to my inlaws again in this lifetime. When I moved to Appalachia, the Confederate Flag meant Yeeeea-hah. 4 years later, it was for nazi's. In an area that never saw a black face for years on end and depends on Mexicans to stay alive, he encouraged fear and bullying. He degraded every aspect of traditional Southern culture, partic the churches -now dying on the vine after leaping on the Ru Paul wants to use the Men's room at Walmart-train. When I see socialists enjoying decent healthcare and America's protection and then blowing someone who hates them, I have to laugh. The cosplaying faux TrumpTrash here reads books, travel, and are sexually liberal. They wouldn't like the cammo-wearing real thing. At all.

Must check him out sniffing bread in a Moscow supermarket on X. To convince people that Russia is fine, just fine. Later on, at Putin's urging, he visited a tractor collective and praised their beet crop. Yankee imperialists can only dream of such root vegetable production.

I would love to, but SkipCassidy says I have a better chance of snagging a Taylor Swift ticket. Just absolutely packed out. Unlike the website pic.

And yet, and yet.....I have my doubts that this is strictly true -that the stalwart New Yorke hotelr is somehow miraculously punching above its 195 baht weight and then into the Four Seasons stratosphere. But then again: "Tasty" fruit? - how do I get involved?

I was gently kidding your blind hope that the US government would ever willingly forgo the pittance of revenue derived from expat retirees.

Now you're just comically lying.

Love how Putin mocked him for applying to the CIA. Waiiiiiit a minute, if Tucker applied to the CIA, then Tucker is deep state, and then some. What does a Q-anon retard have left to believe in? "Trump derangement syndrome. And: Orange Man bad, amIright?. Take that, libtards. We had eight years to come with some new jokes, but we never made it past the original first two".

As an active member, you should be trying to coax me to come. 'Can't help but notice how evasive you are on the dodgy fruit issue. Who got to you?

My wife is a letter grade better looking than me. Hoping for any more is inviting disaster. -Wrong post, whatever.

If she's too fat, you have to go reverse cowgirl -and you're the cowgirl. I'd get on a plane too.

Would that be like the 1970's, black and white, rented tv from a village shop news?

What about English women being barking mad and wanting to be spanked? Very hard to find Roi Et. Give me a nutter I can go to town on with my belt over a bland Ka-Starfish type.

I hate English womanhood even more than you do (I'm half-English), but is this sweater-wearing insult your own invention, or is it in common usage? Why can't those pub slags wear a sweater on a cold day? This seems to be the most incomprehensible of disses. If you did indeed average 8 free trips to the Thai well a year, and then amended that with 15 quid pops, what percentage of your sex life was Thai-only? When was the last time had sex against a car in a chavvy car park? Not that I'm reminiscing or anything.

Maybe lead with: I believe in Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve.

What's the air quality like? We nixed India for April for that reason. Last year, we did The Cameron Highlands. Pretty and mellow, but very dull, Just a strip of samey S.Indian chapati joints. But very cool for most of the day. (I'll be in Borneo and Sulawesi this year).

How many free except for pad thai sex encounters in the last 21 years? Feel free to round up.

Our dear leader weighs in: "An expat -a bigly expat, the biggliest expat in expat-dom, really- asked me, asked me, 'Sir, what if I need the Marines to come and save me from being sodomized by Somalian pirates, Sir, what if?" "I'd ask him: Are you paid up in full on your income tax? -They're laughing at us, the Somalian pirates: I'd like to wipe that Somalian grin off of their too-tan faces- BUT, are you, are you in possession of a PAID stamp in your passport?". "Because if you're not, I want to send those Somalian Pirates vats of KY Jelly and urge them to go to town on you, you know, you know, like line up, tag team-style. You know, do whatever the hell they want".

The smoke will get you before the heat. The higher the mountain, the duller the town.

-But not much. Just closer to Chiang Mai to mitigate the disappointment.