MalcolmB

Backfiring like a rusty old clapped out Pontiac.

To be fair to Britmans wife she was up for regular sex. But the sex wasnt with Britman, it was with their gardener.

Pot, kettle, black. Didnt even answer the question, just tried to attack other forum members opinions as usual. Troll

Richard has stooped to a new low now. Defending western feminists.

It sure is. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

We are talking prostitutes, not about girls with self respect. Any girl with self respect would be free. Funny how life works.

Yes I hate them. Especially after getting used to Thai good manners. And their genitals are a lot bigger than their Thai cousins units. The last one I went down on the clitoris nearly choked me. I was gagging.

You are not wrong there. I think I would prefer the caddy for 500 instead.

So you want no bones but still alive. Jellyfish?

So you named yourself Patong after the beach and temples?

Makes them look a lot younger

What was the barfine price for Eve back in the day?

Alright I will tell my friend to just pay it. It is grengjai Thai culture. Maybe the bar could give me a free bar fine for managing the negotiations to show me some grengjai also.

So it is a thing and all the other members saying it is not didn’t know what they were talking about. Can always rely on Keeps for accurate information. Especially when it comes to paying prostitutes. Thanks champ.

The bar is in your namesake Patong.

That is all budgeted in anyway.

All of the above but I am not sure about the p*ssy. I was thinking of barfining her before she leaves so if I will let you know.

That is why he wants to buy her out of the bar and send her up to the sticks I assume.

Thanks mate. My dream is to find an older woman with kids to other men and help raise them. And build a house in her name opposite a swamp somewhere up in Issan. And get a really slow car with a fast style body kit that actually doesn’t increase the performance but actually slows it down with the extra weight and wind resistance. Buy a grandfather clock and a pool table and invite midgets to play with me. I can’t wait to start living the dream.

Impressive.

I picked up a couple yesterday for 40 baht a kilo. They go great with icy cold beers.

Thailand is ten times better than Communist Vietnam. Thailand has visas to suit everyone. Next week they will be Cambodia is going to beat Thailand. Next month the Philippines. But the reality is Thailand is the best. Always has been, always will be.

Thais can cope with it, farangs struggle.

My favorite is fish fingers or Mac Filet of Fish.

I bet Israel stocked up before their aggressive strikes started.