MalcolmB

All of the above but I am not sure about the p*ssy. I was thinking of barfining her before she leaves so if I will let you know.

That is why he wants to buy her out of the bar and send her up to the sticks I assume.

Thanks mate. My dream is to find an older woman with kids to other men and help raise them. And build a house in her name opposite a swamp somewhere up in Issan. And get a really slow car with a fast style body kit that actually doesn’t increase the performance but actually slows it down with the extra weight and wind resistance. Buy a grandfather clock and a pool table and invite midgets to play with me. I can’t wait to start living the dream.

Impressive.

I picked up a couple yesterday for 40 baht a kilo. They go great with icy cold beers.

Thailand is ten times better than Communist Vietnam. Thailand has visas to suit everyone. Next week they will be Cambodia is going to beat Thailand. Next month the Philippines. But the reality is Thailand is the best. Always has been, always will be.

Thais can cope with it, farangs struggle.

My favorite is fish fingers or Mac Filet of Fish.

I bet Israel stocked up before their aggressive strikes started.

Has anyone ever heard of anyone paying this before? The bar seems to think it is standard process. The girl is a 9 and the bars main attraction. The other girls are sort of 6’s

Her name is not Lek, Fon, Noi, Nut, Nid, Fai, Tip, Sup or Mot. But it is three letters.

I have a “drinking friend” who lives in the UK who has found “true love” in the bar. He is 58, divorced and seems fairly well off. She is damn hot, 26 from Burirum province. Friendly, speaks good English, 8 year old daughter lives in Burirum. He plans to come to Thailand 2-3 times per year. She claims to have about 40,000 in debts with crazy interest which is why she is working the bar. He is going to pay these debts so she can go back to live with her kid in Burirum, and she can get a normal job and he will top up her salary if needed. Everyone happy. Except now the bar is demanding 50,000 baht from him so she can go”retire” from the bar. And she is agreeing with the Mamasan. “Justified” because Mamasan gave her the job, accommodation, lent her money, bought her clothes etc It is getting ugly. He is refusing. Mamasan isn’t budging. Why can’t she just quit like at any other job? Interested to hear views from other bar owners. Is this standard or are they taking the pi55?

Mental issues. No body needs to starve in Thailand. Temples have an abundance of food monks will happily give away as they can not eat all the food themselves they get in their morning walk around.

Interesting. Can you share the link please.

Since the consensus was I was going to have to pay her I decided to spend my money on something better.

More “classic cockheadory “from the forums number one whining beach…. Give it a rest.

Covered in tramp stamps. Not the brightest.

It brings fake people undone. it freaks them out. i love watching it.

While everyone knows you are a complete whining plonker who tries to wind up everyone with you long winded repetitive ranting and hijack threads. It is no wonder you couldn’t make it in the UK.

I only got halfway through this long winded rant by Richard the Resident Ranter before dozing off. I have heard in 100 times before. Reminds me of an unhinged 13 year old girl the day before her first period. Entertaining because of the absurdity. I have a new thread lined up for tomorrow. Probably the best yet!

Put your bigotry back in your pocket pal.

At dinner time?

Probably the mediocre performance of Transams. Is is there more of a gutless car on the road?

Aw God. Back on this subject again. They are for children Lets get back to discussing adults topics like do bargirls make good mothers, is my golf caddie a hooker etc

Any slower they would be going backwards