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MalcolmB

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  1. So it sounds like you would prefer to service men. i think I would choose to be a caddy myself.
  2. I don’t know if I will play again in Thailand. It is too hot to enjoy. Today I am feeling sunburned, hungover and heat stroked.
  3. I am thinking 19th, 20th definitely and with a bit of alcohol and lube maybe even the 21st. I was sweating like the pig that I am from about the 3rd hole in. Which is another reason I am suspicious of her sincerity. Those little white scented frozen towels are good.
  4. I am a bit confused with a situation. I played golf yesterday , I don’t usually play much but got talked into it a the local pub. I claimed a win after scoring the highest score out of everyone by about 25 strokes. My caddy was like a little Jack Russell the way she could find my balls in the rough. She was a decent looker and I promised I would get her next time I played and we ended up with each other LINEs Now she is sending messages and wants to meet up off the golf course. I am not sure if she is a prostitute or not? Living here makes you suspicious of women. If I do meet her and it leads to sex am I supposed to pay her? Will she be offended if I pay her? is she a gold digger? or just desperate? If she is free I will happily do her but if I have to pay I would prefer to invest in something a lot younger and hotter. Who are these caddies? What is their angle? It is not clear to me.
  5. It is not against the law to not like Americans. For decades you have given the world good reason not to like America. Maybe it is time to take a good hard look in the mirror at yourselves. The story in the OP is somewhat typical of the USA on many levels. I am hopeful that Trump will bring out the worst in you all and that will result in some self reflection when you finally wake up and see he is destroying your country further while enriching himself. i think hate is to strong a word but there is serious loathing of your constant BS.
  6. It is Brits like Vishwash that makes me proud to be British, you, not so much.
  7. Gee another award, I hadn’t seen that one, thanks for the head up and proving my point. I think that is the first time you have ever admitted you were wrong. Nice to see you finally growing up. We will make a man out of you yet.
  8. I am sure they would back down in a heartbeat if they were ever confronted by Vishwash Kumar. Racists on average are weak individuals only strong in numbers.
  9. Oh dear, looks like our resident snowflake has been triggered again. Suprisingly you haven’t contradicted the report yet and given us your own version of “what really happened”. Most popular thread of the day like my poll yesterday. There will always be the same handful of muppets that get their knickers twisted in a knot. There is only seven of you. Meanwhile I just keep racking up awards from the AN team and thanked by the silent majority in my inbox Stay tuned. Tomorrows thread is going to be a chart topper.
  10. He would have fallen walking up the stairs to the plane and scratched his ear on the ground again?
  11. Perhaps they should redirect the lifesavers to the ponds to save their own people as opposed to drunken tourists?
  12. But you have failed (not that I am calling you a complete failure or anything like that) to take into account actually numbers on the beaches all year round on Phuket beaches, compared to the mostly only summer weekend use of beaches in NSW. You won’t find many swimming in the NSW sea today in the bitterly cold weather. And due to the cold water in NSW not many would be staying in for very long.
  13. We don’t respect our British Indians enough either Fred. Some, including many on this thread, don’t consider them “real” British sadly.
  14. Perhaps they could do something for the elderly farangs suffering from Alzheimer’s also? Repeating mistakes and behaviors is a common occurrence in individuals with Alzheimer's disease and other forms of dementia, particularly in the middle and late stages. This is often due to short-term memory loss, where individuals struggle to recall recent events, actions, or information, leading them to repeat themselves or make the same mistakes.
  15. They could also provide a free nanny service, cotton wool and swimming lessons.
  16. Yeah nah In 2024, a total of 323 people tragically lost their lives to drowning in Australia, according to the Royal Life Saving Society - Australia. This figure represents a 16% increase compared to the 10-year average of 278 deaths. The National Drowning Report 2024, published by Royal Life Saving Society in partnership with Surf Life Saving Australia, provides a detailed analysis of these drownings, including factors like age, sex, location, and activity
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