FriscoKid

Well, if you want to talk about underwhelming underachievers in this department in Thailand then best not overlook @bob smith

First post from her will likely be a 1-2 sentence entry to get the ball rolling which will be focused on how Thai women actually really hate foreign men. And then it will spiral from there.

Totally agree. Unless a man has a micro penis, penis size is usually the least important aspect about sex for women. They are far more focused on whether the man provides them pleasure, doesn't hurt them (with a large penis), has good technique, is responsive to their sexual needs, is willing to explore their sexuality, is not selfish in bed, attempts to please them, etc.

Huh? The complete total opposite. It has everything you could ever possibly need. Clothes, furniture, utensils for the home, food, outdoors stuff, camping equipment, it's endless.

You wouldn't want to miss any of these: https://www.timeout.com/bangkok/sex-and-dating/six-weird-and-wonderful-bangkoks-love-motels

Highly underrated. A true hidden gem: https://www.soidb.com/bangkok/hotel/pb-hotel.html Pro-Tip: Go for the downstairs draw curtain rooms. The gynecologist examination chairs are not to be missed.

I've done as many short-times in the same amount of time. A world's record for ATM withdrawals within 24 hours.

A recent study at Cornell University found that 85% of the things people worry about never happen, and of the 15% that do, 79% of individuals found the challenges easier to handle than expected or gained valuable lessons from them. "We suffer more in imagination than in reality" - Seneca

Coffee blows. Never touch the stuff.

You are no longer able to take a dump without an arse douche hose. You can't go anywhere without a menthol inhaler stuffed up your nose. You can no longer drink a soft drink unless it's served to you in a plastic bag with a straw sticking out of it and a rubber band to hang it on a door nail. You think it's perfectly normal to go buy some stuff at 7-Eleven in your pajamas if it's already past 10 PM at night.

Who goes shopping with 40 Baht??? Too pretentious. I never leave the house with more than 10 Baht.

This is a pure rinse and repeat post from bob from May 20: went out for lunch yesterday, kept it really simple, ordered a cheeseburger and chips, well done. food comes and the burger is raw in the middle and the chips stone cold. I called the waitress over and told her to send it back. the look she gave me was like I had just farted! then she brought it back after about 20 minutes and threw the plate down on the table. no apology, no sorry sir, nothing. this isn't an isolated incident, it's happened to me a few times, hence the title.. what is this all about? is it cultural that one cannot complain about ones food in Thailand? does the chef lose face or something? christ, it's starting to become a chore now just eating out. more trouble than it's bloody worth these days! bob. ---

It all started with "Swat Dii Craap". What could possibly go wrong? Then the big smile with the unbrushed teeth didn't help. And maybe that extra short sarong you were wearing was showing just a wee bit too much ballsack for the natives. Did you order the Ladyboy special too?

America's darkest days are still ahead if Trump becomes president again.

NFG

All Aboard!

Bob set sail on a sturdy ship, From Thailand's shores on a daring trip. A cargo crew, both fierce and gay, Their passion bright as the light of day. Captain Thai, with a smile so sly, Led the crew under the starlit sky. Their nights alive with touch and kiss, In secret corners, they found bliss. Bob, at first, a bit unsure, Found his desires start to stir. In the embrace of a sailor's arm, He felt the heat, the urgent charm. Bodies tangled in moonlight's glow, Whispers soft, desires slow. In cabins close, with breath so sweet, Where flesh and fervor gladly meet. Days of toil, and nights of lust, In every touch, a sacred trust. Bob's hands roamed on sun-kissed skin, In the dance of love, they'd all begin. With every wave, the ship did rock, To the rhythm of their fervent lock. Moans and laughter filled the air, In the ship's embrace, they didn't care. Through storms they sailed, their bond so tight, In love's embrace through day and night. As England's shores came into view, Bob knew his heart, and desires too. On that ship, so bold and free, Bob found love in its raw decree. For amidst the sea, and stars above, He tasted freedom, and boundless love.

I once travelled from Thailand to the UK aboard a trans-national cargo ship named "The Ladyboy". It was quite a stiff ride on some rather rough seas. Half the time I was bent over the bow feeling stuffed. Lot's of cockups along the way and I would say the whole thing was a pretty hairy experience. Not to mention that it cost me more than expected. So at the end of it all I felt pretty screwed. Wouldn't recommend it as you could come away getting totally back-doored and jerked around.

I think you've definitely taken the wrong approach here. I suggest you get naked and cover yourself with as many of these filthy little roaches as you can and then see if you can get them to include you in a group session. Just think of all the money you will be able to save after that when not having to go onto all the paid porn sites anymore to get your rocks off.

He had already been spotted by people in the crowd who were shouting at the SS. In a way he’s lucky he even got 8 shots off before being taken out. He shouldn’t have even gotten one shot off in a high security situation like that, right? In fact, amazing he even got on the roof with a rifle without being shot first.

Nukes and hand grenades too.

150 yards and 1” off and still hit the side of the head. Possibly wind, trees. Not too bad.

Jina!

Trump rallies are a big bang aren't they?

Teflon Don