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You are just being needlessly paranoid.

I'm not wearing any underwear right now, do you wanna pick up a bottle of wine and pop by, Ginny?

He's so unhinged he doesn't really want human interaction. Chances are he spends most of the day sending similar type messages as these to AI chat bots and talks with a machine for hours about nothing.

The only point of absolute certainty here is that you are 100% certifiably Bat Sh*t Crazy.

Too drunk to read with any level of meaningful comprehension? 😂 Note: Please refrain from posting on this topic all together (if you are not a cannabis user) to avoid the risk of driving this thread off-topic.

DJT. Done.

Just lock yourself in your mum's basement and stay on AN 24/7 while pretending that you have ever really visited Thailand when you haven't, just like Susan does. This way you will ensure you continue to have no life, no real friends, and never interact with any real people. If you need any further pro tips on how to fully achieve success with this necessary undertaking then feel free to send a DM to Susan directly. Thank me later.

To think so many people would spend so many waking hours on a country-specific board when they don't even reside there. Probably not another board like it. Pretty bankrupt.

The instructions say 5. Can't you read?

1 - Happy Endings 2 - Dry Herb Vaporizers 3 - Wireless Earbuds 4 - Digital Payments 5 - Protein Bars BONUS: 6 - Viagra (For the 90% crowd on AN that need it)

I retired to Thailand because here I don't have to mop my massive penthouse myself. What will you do on that issue, Georgina, when you retire to Thailand?

That wouldn't have anything to do with the thin flakiness of the punter's wallet would it?

On a scale of 1 to 10 your happiness is a zero Susan, just like this topic. You spend 18 hours a day trolling on this site and with nothing meaningful happening in your life. Can’t see how it can be any different???

Too bad they don't allow full body scans or you could include your big toe curling upwards in the frame. But imagine having to do that face is front of your neighborhood noodle vendor every time you do a QR scan on your phone to pay for your next meal. 😂

You all do realize this is just another one of Bob's low-rent windups, right? None of this ever happened. I called "Bob Smith" on his first topic about "God's Waiting Room" back in June, and yet here we are with everyone still chomping on the bait.

100%. Fleeing the country is the only sensible option.

I thought you said you used to mainline in the boarding school dorms together with Sherlock?

Cool story, bro. Something right out of a 90's Bangkok trash novel.

Most people would be considerate and post the actual name of the subject bank to try and help others. But GG has never posted anything useful in his life. So there you have it. Another useless GG topic that only excels in the art of circle jerking.

When you measure in millimeters it always make things seem so much bigger than they really are. Carry on.

You're very lucky the bank didn't freeze your account and have you arrested for indecent exposure. Now, don't try that again!

Don't feel discouraged. You just need to switch to a farang-friendly Thai bank that caters to those with really small todgers account balances. I heard Bangkok Bank is the most farang friendly bank these days. Make the switch ASAP and thank me later.

GG, is that you, David Berkowitz, The Son of Sam?

It’s prolly your long blond wig, the pink lipstick, and the purple eye shadow throwing the face scanner off. All those collagen injections in your lips, plus your excessive Botox everywhere else, really aren’t helping either. Have you considered scanning your arseholio instead? You might actually have better luck with that, since it more closely resembles your face before all the plastic surgery. But don’t take it the wrong way, Gamma, some people just have a bung that’s more photogenic than their face, and yours may yet be your greatest natural gift.

Oh, so you're homo too and that offended you. Grow some thicker skin.