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Oh, Georgina, all this moaning and whining about thumbs. I reckon you should pull your own thumb out and finally get on with it. And if you want some real PTSD then go squat over a mirror and have a good look at your own anoose.

Keep trying and don't be a quitter. Hopefully, eventually you will get lucky.

I'm thoroughly impressed. They finally found a job for him that absolutely suits him 100%.

I've never gotten gonorrhea from spending money. Am I doing something wrong?

I just love all those old lad boy stories like this one.

My understanding is the he pulls himself off every chance he gets.

That's what I've been trying to impress upon you this whole time. Completely skip all your needless aerobic and anaerobic fantasies and stick to doing what you do best... whatever that could possibly be. So here's to silver linings in your disposable underpants. You may recall the clinical diagnosis that your whole life has been just like one big pair of disposable underpants, right?

But you’ll almost surely injure your back in the first week, maybe even the very first day, and then you’ll be laid up for months, shuffling off to rehab, and just like that, it’s game over for your little self-fulfilling prophecy of nonsense. I suggest you stick with your current 24/7 keyboard tapping routine. Less painful. I assure you.

Now you’re raising so many important questions. What exactly do you need to get back in shape for? A triathlon? The Masturbation Olympics? Or are you merely planning on entering Mr. Olympia again next month? But the bigger question is, who says you even still have time to get back in shape? There’s a very good chance you don’t. Here’s what I’d suggest: move for an hour a day, every day. Walk, run, jump, whatever. Just keep moving. And most importantly, eat much less. Follow that, and you’ll be in great shape in three months.

Are you pulling your junk back and forth too often again? Though, of course, you did mention that you need to do it on the cheap, so your options are obviously limited. Well then, go ahead, pull it back and forth until you can tug no more.

Wow, three whole monumental new Topics from you in just one day, in fact, in a matter of merely a couple of hours. Who do we thank for such a wondrous blessing, the director at the sanitarium who graciously untied you for a precious 120 minutes on the computer, your keyboarding nurse on afternoon duty, or perhaps your cat who casually sat on the power button, then threw up a hair ball and inspired sheer genius? Either way, bravo, keep them coming, for this forum would otherwise be a barren wasteland of complete unimportance and irrelevance, with no place in the world without your delightful flurries of delirium and garbled gibberish.

Oh my gamma, will you just look at this. My anger is a stranger to me these days because I’m far too busy flying on inflatable flamingos in the pool while wearing nothing but whipped cream around my bell-end, rehearsing Shakespeare with my left nipple in the bathroom mirror, polishing the doorknobs with edible lube just to see if the neighbors notice, shocking my wife by serenading her with a cucumber and two strategically balanced kiwis, alphabetizing my collection of inflatable sheep until they all sigh in unison, and marveling at the sheer engineering genius of crotchless lederhosen paired with roller skates, so rest assured boredom cannot touch me and thanks to your radiant Topics this forum is my private boudoir of perpetual ecstasy. Amen.

And? That justifies your rhetorical questions that aren't humoring anyone?

So where is the OP who started this gem of a topic to explain why this mind numbing thread was even worth posting? I suppose Susan is only capable of copying and pasting YouTube links without including a shred of original thought as to why anyone should care about yet another cookie cutter video of Vientiane at night. At this rate he might as well rename himself the town crier of recycled drivel.

Such breathtakingly fascinating questions. You must be bored out of your skull to be churning out such winners like that. The bloke had his first go with a tart and you want him to give you a TED Talk on the science of not being able to deliver the payload? What’s next, a request for a step by step visual tutorial on how to put on a condom without getting it stuck on your nose whilst you roll it down over your head?

You own a house in Thailand solely in your own name?

It could even be higher than that for LT when you don't know current market price. But 8K is usually the going rate for the discounted party pack when you take 4.

Advice – avoid posting the same tired, pedestrian stories that have been shared here thousands of times already. It’s like showing up to a buffet with a ham sandwich. Most people here really don’t care to read about yet another first-time experience with a Thai girl of the night.

So the conclusion from the reporting is that Elon Musk's father is a malignant rapist. That explains a lot as he apparently sexually abused a number of his own children. In 2023, Errol's 5-year-old son (that he conceived with his stepdaughter) came forward and claimed that Errol once groped his behind. Some other allegations in the reporting also include sexual abuse of one of his stepsons. So it is not inconceivable that Errol could have abused Elon as a child as well. No wonder Elon is always so heavily medicated.

For feck sakes Susan, how many more threads do we need about his boring videos? Nobody cares. We all get it, you’re obsessed and stalking the guy, but leave the rest of us out of your man-crush. Total nonsense. Everyone knows his channel exists already, no need to keep promoting it.

More chronicles of another raving closet homo in denial. Next...

Never once! Ok, maybe just once...

No doubt he was trying to make a withdrawal, but no debit cards were involved, according to the Isaan News section of the site (snippet pasted below). Clearly just an honest misunderstanding over “insufficient funds." Or perhaps he completely misinterpreted the meaning of what constitutes "mobile banking." "During the police interview, Sijtse reportedly said he had previously given his Thai wife more than 10 million baht to open a restaurant and support their household. He claimed a recent argument over insufficient funds prompted him to drive out and commit the theft, by using the pickup, belonging to his wife’s relative, to drag the ATM away from the front of the shop. He stated he has lived in Thailand for six years and resided with his wife in Khon Kaen."

Still better than Irish though, no?

Nothing like pure bread, naturally born... family wealth.