Robert_Smith

It's really me. Bob Smith, the one and only. You should feel a certain sense of pride that I am even bothering to respond to your reply this early in the morning! Best regards, Bob.

what a load of cobblers! Best regards, Bob.

What? do you think I'm running a charity here?? Christ alive... Best regards, Bob.

I've got millions. If you wish to see the proof of that, it will cost you 500,000 baht for a coffee morning with me and I will show you everything you so desperately want to see. Best regards, Bob.

Who's sadder - the guy who creates the thread, or the guy who, without fail, always replies to it... Best regards, Bob.

Yes. For a 500 thousand baht upfront fee. Coffee included. Best regards, Bob.

I agree, but they are filling up again at pace... I'll be out on the prowl again in a bit. Best regards, Bob.

You can but dream to be as well off as I am. Dreamers gonna dream, innit.... Best regards, Bob.

Call it whatever you want. Money is everything in Thailand. Best regards, Bob

It's 13:03 and I've already had 2 jumps, thinking about having another before dinner. I'm loaded and ready to go.. I'm that rich now that I couldn't care less what they charge for a bonk, I can afford it.. nowadays I go for the hi-so white skinned thai chi girls, they usually cost about 10,000 for 2 hours. Not a problem, they are gorgeous and worth every penny. Right now I'm enjoying a cold beer on the beach. My balls are currently empty, but for how long? I'm sure I will be back on the hunt soon enough, with my wallet bulging out the side of my pants and a bottle of wine in hand.. Thailand definitely is the good life when you are as rich as me. Best regards, Bob.

Those who know, know. Best regards, Bob.

That old account was made defunct, by me, because I had left Thailand for Hong Kong. And now I am back on Thai soil, well, here I am! Best regards, Bob.

Without looking at my previous profile, my last profile picture was that of the great Donald Trump and the Maga hat was my cover photo. That's the best I can do for you. Best regards, Bob.

Think whatever you want, that's your right. But I am Bob, like it or not.. Best regards, Bob.

What an absolute hellhole the UK has become. You couldn't pay me enough to move there. Best regards, Bob.

...but probably richer than you! Best regards, Bob.

I am Bob Smith. The original, the trademark, the one and only! Best regards, Bob.

Copycats deserve no respect. They have no originality and zero credibility. My initial analyses on these vermin still stands. Best regards, Bob.

She doesn't have a schlong, she has a very nice, bright pink, shaven cat.. Best Regards, Bob.

Everything I have said is true. No word of a lie. Best regards, Bob.

You can keep her. Last time i checked she resembled a large sack of spuds and wasn't very adventurous in the bedroom.. My new HK piece, on the other hand, is VERY eager to please. I'm also on the look out for a new Thai piece whilst I'm here, though for a long term deal there are many requirements that need to be met... I had a bit of fun with the 3 slappers last night, but I kicked them out way before breakfast. Best regards, Bob.

I've traded her in for a younger, Hong Kong model. She's looking after my apartment there right now. she's 23 and fresh outta uni, white skinned and wears cute glasses and know her way around a pole... Best regards, Bob.

Not as friendly as the Taiwanese. And those girls put the hyena bar girls to shame! Best regards, Bob.

I don't care who copies me, up to them They are nothing but mere counterfeits. I am the REAL Bob Smith and I am back, richer than ever... All the sad copycats will always remain just that. They can never truly fill my shoes. Best regards, Bob.

This is a fantastic idea. Nobody want's to be sharing a gaming table with a Thai anyway. Best regards, Bob.