No booze, no dope and you DONT GET 4 wives unless you can prove you can afford them. I have lived in several countries with Sharia law and it wasn't bundle of fun you seem to think.
Public lashing for promiscuity and amputation for petty theft and pulic execution of homosexuals by throwing them off the tops of building; the women get a dreadful deal and can be executed for not obeying the public morality laws which are made by old men.
Unfortunately this is no joke. With Muslims outbreeding Christians by about 10 to 1 we might be looking at Sharia Law by 2050 or 2060. In Europe including UK. We must include mass immigration that is mainly Muslim.