VocalNeal

The former phu yai ban hasn't put up any signs in remembrance, then?

If you are using Google maps on a mobile there is a motorbike option.

Nothing but Beer Lao is imported.

Has the Union Jack on its state flag?

How much of the resistance to 90 day reporting is about the why rather than about the how?

Beer Lao here I come!

Some writers frequent the Foreign Correspondent's Club.

Take it for a ride. Fold it up take it and pay for extra oversized baggage in a box. Collect at Thai airport put box on baggage cart, go through green channel and casually ask them if they would like to X-ray it. Probably get away with it.

Gas

Wing

There are many hi-end houses in Phuket maybe even some over the over the top condos. Your challenge is to find the high-end AC installer. As you know "conventional" AC are hung 200mm from the ceiling so as yours is a low ceiling condo you are kind of stuck. Can you find out who the architect was for your building? What have your neighbors done? I think you'll have to get out on the street and visit every AC supplier you can find.

PR or Thai citizenship application?

Have you thought about a Guinness Surger unit. Then you can buy cans. Used in many UK pubs now.

Apparently there is an easier way but I also did 600 odd clicks.

Forget the why, concentrate on the how!

Some cultures are based on putdowns. Usually one liners. To some people ad hominem is de rigueur. It makes them feel better.

They walk among us?

When you open the driveway gate enough to take out a motorbike but take the truck instead knocking the gate off the rail.

Flapper to slapper in one dress?

Idiocy is not a prerogative of age.

Those loud shirts are called "happy shirts". In Indonesia casual Friday is called Batik Friday.

Sadly no chance. Someone told me it all goes downhill at 70!

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."

I think locally it is called Dory.

Well at least the partner is not Chinese? On a positive note Thailand, at present, does have a surplus of electric power.