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mikebell

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  1. He solved the disappearing beach syndrome in 3 hours! My hero. Has he sacked the resident sand supplier?
  2. There's a special office in Pattaya Plod station & a dedicated constable with a sheaf of claim forms available for a fee.
  3. I thought there was a waiting list of cops queueing to transfer to the promised land of Pattaya?
  4. Prawit has never been concerned about popularity! Look how concerned he was during the designer watch scandal.
  5. Yeah right. This doesn't sound like him. How can you have equity when Thailand prices are fixed by half-a-dozen families? All policies stem from here.
  6. Thais rushing to travel is bad news for the road kill figures.
  7. I am obsessed with their absence. Do you know how many police are on roll locally?
  8. Thank you for your opinion. My question & observation was where have these police come from & where have they been all year?
  9. I didn't know there were this many policemen in Jomtien. Where have they been the rest of the year?
  10. The same therapeutic effect can be achieved by spraying nail polish up both nostrils.
  11. Why is there a need to speak up & prove this Ministry exists yet doesn't do very much?
  12. All tourists must be dog lovers and have had their rabies jabs.
  13. Another Thai politician statin' the bleedin' obvious.
  14. Blimey - THREE long weekend holidays in one month! What a cushy place Thailand is IF you are a (Un)Civil Servant. They would die of exhaustion in Europe.
  15. I recommend DCI Banks ( 5 series.) Justified (6 series.)
  16. I heard it was illegal there to take one back to hotel?
  17. I'm getting a Bolt from my house in Khao Noi to Jomtien (97 baht.) A/C bus with belts/reclining seat to airport (124 baht?) Saving 1000 which I will use in a taxi on return journey.
  18. An old-looking Mr Bean has surfaced in 9 ten minute episodes of Man v Bee. A bit predictable even though he has dialogue. 'I've just started watching season 1 of La Promesse (The Promise)' Thank you - I will definitely give this a whirl as the sub-titles will help with my old-age hearing loss.
  19. Every where would be better without stray dogs but how do you ban them from the beach?
  20. So which officers are on the take there? Answer; 'All of them! Boom Boom.
  21. Blimey it is a long time since you went back! It's hard to spot a white officer in most UK airports (and many districts round Bradford!)
  22. He should have had them before he drove a motor bike on Thai roads.
  23. I thought IOs had facial muscles surgically removed as part of the job specifications?
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