Regyai

I hear all the clever money has gone over to Dutch Tulips

she's yet to start asking for paragraphs

"can you remove the ring but keep the swelling?"

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Quite the kindness now that they no longer have any buildings tall enough left standing to throw them off (as is their want). Why indeed - certainly the BBC is little more than the protected historical domain of 'Irons' & 'nonces'

Mess with the bill, refuse to pay...... guess who has to make good the deficit out of their pay packet tis why the l'ill dears get a bit agitated

No means No

Well shes obviously due some kind of refund

No Toblerones were injured during the making of this news item

Evolution shrank when they started becoming invertebrates

The teen bikers need to up their game The Indians need a faster/more pronounced head shuffle

Manning put it in his perspective decades ago (talking about Bradford) "call 999 there, and they send the Bengal Lancers"

Just a bit of festive street theatre

To be honest, I've never noticed But now that I know about it they can of course forever more <deleted> right off never seeing another satang from me

All that without a cent put in Zelenskyy's begging bowl

S.O.P. in the UK certainly - so why not?

Did she have a pen? Should've stayed in it!

^^ Fixed ^^

Soapy hot water would have them fearfully compliant far quicker

and so american

A worthless old chain & lock, any innocent tourist could reasonably assume it to be some form of childish prank

A point I've not yet seen mentioned. I have two Kasikorn accounts, basically dormant with a couple of thousand GBP in deposits. Having not browsed them online in years this latest palava piqued my interest and I logged in to a new and unfamiliar website. I was surprised to be steered to this 'K Biz' hype and to find both accounts being declared as BUSINESS ACCOUNTS. These are not and never were anything but personal accounts. The call centre tells me that now that they've rebranded their website, there are only business accounts, "yours are personal accounts. JUST IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS!!!" (sic) With the prospect of this heralded inception of notifying overseas tax depts, I wonder if they would be as dismissive of one of their nationals suddenly having sprouted undeclared business bank accounts overseas

At least Billy Goat Gruff gets the day off

You can search different ringtones or add your own (an mp3 of Preußens Gloria will knock the cobwebs off it - and ensure checkups from the authorities - no bad thing with advancing years and diminishing health care ) But the addition of a 'booster' app (Volume Booster GOODEV works well with android phones) will raise your volume output to a whole new level