Regyai

Every beer bottle to come with an image of a flaccid penis (or is that images mandated by some flaccid penis)

What 'definition' is that? At what point is your tourist status negated - is it with your first or second holiday home? 'Johnny Wagepacket' and his annual two weeks in the sun under his 'Kiss me Quick' hat - isn't the only 'tourist' type out there

Or go 'old school' and get them to make out a Bank Draft

Im not familiar with Bangkok Bank but my experience with others is that you can easily increase (online) the daily 'limits' to your requirements . Transfer or Branch/ATM cash

Don't fret even one single brain cell about it.... use an AGENT, all such ballyhoo and BS disappears and a fresh TM30 slip and extension stamp appear in your passport. (at a time to suit you)

Borat has far-reaching influence

Not to me it doesn't No meds means two days of debilitating hell

I have the benefits of high ceilings and a high roofspace - bedroom air never goes on I sleep with a standing fan on medium output with a lightweight Jacquard bedspread

Me too for years Ive used exact same ingredients marketed as Cafergot I get the 'alarm bells' when I get weird illuminated zigzag lines in my vision, scramble for two Cafergot (I have strips of them in wallet, car, house etc etc) take it easy for half an hour and like magic the symptoms abate. Lifted from the 'net:

OTC @ Pharmacy

Should have immediately returned to Suvarnabhumi where he would have been arrested then tried under all applicable aviation law and billed for all the considerable costs he's incurred + interest When he's finally released he can investigate his options to return to the UK overland or by sea (no air carrier will take him).

Sure it's from UPS? Enough bad grammar to set my scam radar off

Printed on share certificates in his housekeeper's name no doubt

Should have had the fish

Do it yourself, go to one of the many Medical Labs and have the cholesterol tests done in 90 days. Cheap and same day results - seek out a Doctor only if outside normal range.

Wheel Clamp!?! That pitiful array of old bike chain/locks could be forgiven for being assumed to be a child's prank carried out on a red-plated motorcycle

Tsssk Bolt drivers If a REAL bona fide registered Taxi had been in use then he would have had recourse to his mafia colleagues, or at the bare minimum an illegal firearm or a machete or two.

Very reminiscent of this movie scene

Thought I was going to read about one not spitting everywhere, blowing his nose contents on the floor or queuing orderly at some buffet or other. Ah well, never mind.

They work , but are a bit meh!

Beg to differ on the 12 months max validity - my AIS 12Call PAYG is currently valid until 23/12/25

Methinks someone is withholding the lucky lottery numbers

Be careful someone doesn't lift your wallet while for meditating.

But yours likely 'padded' with lesser bills 1M ฿ In banded new 1,000's doesn't amount to much (About the size of £20K GBP mixed notes bagged up) Whereas a few million GBP in mixed bills takes a few guys to lift it