Regyai

It's a bit like insurance All these "Checkin never looked" and "never happened to me in xxx flights" are analogous to " I often go outside without suffering a life-threatening injury" When it does you wish you had it covered

He may speak with forked tongue

There I was expecting some good old skull piercing stiletto heels at play, But more of a 'chase me, chase me' cavort in the video. Tee shirt fool doesn't know his rights ....or his lefts!

Yes with much of the more diabolic components of batteries only mined by slave labour in dire conditions in China.

Google not working (or blinkers to tight)

For the confused (or misinformed) the UK's total carbon emissions = <1% of global output

Nothing more ludicrous than anyone in the UK whining on about carbon neutrality and all such BS. When will they wake up to the reality that if a magic wand could be waved over the UK and it made to disappear from the face of the earth it wouldn't make as much as an iota of (green) difference. Whilst the real main global players thumb their nose at it all and carry on regardless, halfwits gluing themselves to the tarmac or virtue signallers with their silly electric vehicles only display their relative idiocy.

Fake news surely : disgruntled Bangkok taxi driver & not a edged weapon or pistol in sight

Don't overlook the marvellous 'faux' UK landline numbers you can buy off skype - just the ticket for hoodwinking UK banks, GPs et all as to your whereabouts.

Jeesus I replied to a post (replying to another) as they were in situ - and remain so - why not ? Or do we have to run everything by you first for 'relevance approval' ?

Likely with his DL, passport etc and much else that he's maintained in the UK - or is he as bereft of guile as you suggest?

Only if you read this (instead of shrieking nonsense first ):

"Where there's a will... there's a relative"

Immo's upgraded the smart BMW's

All else fails soon be Nov 5th

Many are missing this from the OP His bank gave him the heave-ho because he gave them them all that they needed to (basically insisted on it). No reason he can't start afresh with another UK provider using his brother's address and a more considered 'closed lips' approach with them.

Give them the Thai Drivers license and tell them the passport yoo satantood jeen tam visa - narrows their options down to just what you want

TBH just the latest in the unending stream of perverse proclamations. Always a knee jerk reaction to some grandiose idea, & always one hatched in the mind of someone gifted in engaging their mouth before exercising a scintilla of thought or research.

The proper way to do it:

Suspicious news story Fire bringing lucky snake that suffers no harm And no lottery numbers !!!

Ask them a contrived exacting technical question about one of the products. Keep generating questions till they leave you alone. Generally their product knowledge never extends any further than 'hab promoshan' and pointing to whatever today's must sell items are.

^^^^ This! Pure eco/green twaddle overpriced & hyped to milk the aspiring eco-warriors for their elevated pride of place at whatever vegan coffee mornings they can crow about owning the stupid thing.

What do these 'by rote' 20% of bill tippers do in the car showroom slip the salesgirl a few hundred thousand (because its appreciated after all) Do their littles eyes light up?

Confused, whose gold chain got stolen?

Usually its a case of driving like a tƜat, then when the realisation that a self induced collision is imminent belatedly dawns- stamping on the brake - which achieved no determent to the collision ergo the brakes 'failed' (in what they were asked of them to achieve )