bluesofa

1 hour ago, Litlos said:

I wonder if the Facebook page is going to include live tracking data. You know so the rest of the navy can find them when they go missing and the enemy can target them effectively.

 

Cheers

Surely all they need is the mobile number of the U-Boat commander and his facebook page.

They'll know everything within seconds, including what he had for lunch with a photo of it.

9 hours ago, HenryPattaya said:

The subs will be used on the borders to stop the Burmese walking over 

Surely that will just assist the Burmese, as they could use the sub as a stepping point when they cross the river.

1 minute ago, josephbloggs said:

33 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

IIRC didn't the Thai Navy buy the aircraft carrier second hand from the Canadian Navy?

No, it was ordered new and constructed in Spain for the Thai Navy.  A complete waste of time and money, but it was new.

Thanks for correcting me.

Can you tell me if there was an-Canadian ship bought by the Thai Navy?

I must be getting confused - as well as old.

1 hour ago, mrfill said:

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

'I want to fondle your buttocks'

10 minutes ago, faraday said:

If you want to get a head, get a hat.

 

(but don't wear it in the rice field)

 

Or, as the doctor said to my girlfriend, "If the cap fits, wear it."

56 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

He seems keen on the Hat Lady ..........looks like he’s trying to Bowler over. 

I think you've probably 'peaked' with that one.

1 hour ago, Kadilo said:

6 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Her name is Ting. Don't know why she has not be snuffled up.

Because her second name is Tong

'snuffled up'   It sounds like she might have a cold?

2 hours ago, PatOngo said:

3 hours ago, Dagfinnur Traustason said:

That´s great! Finally they are going to learn some English.

Don't count on it!

You're thinking of maths.

24 minutes ago, Hamus Yaigh said:

I was chatting to this woman and she told me her nickname was ‘Vivaldi’.

 

"Is that because you're a brilliant violin player?" I asked.

 

"No," she replied. "It's because my name's Viv and I work at Aldi.".

I was expecting it to be hair on a G string.

10 minutes ago, bannork said:

It's a small step from looking at the pictures to reading the text. I expect Mrs Owl is contemplating joining Thai Visa right now. What do you think will be her name and avatar Owl. By the way, I would appreciate a drone pic of that solar cell place 

I think the user name 'Hoots Mon' would be appropriate.

As for the avatar, judging from Owl's posts -  what kind of creature could give a withering look and strike terror at 200 metres?

9 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

Quite droll that Bluesofa. 

 

Of course I wouldn't dream of counting her rings. I'm only interested in one ring. And as far as I know she has not had a ring on her finger; that's the main thing.

 

I'll pop into her shop on Monday. Should not really ask a ladies age, but I might. I'm sure she will confirm she's 29. When you have the experiences I've had with the ladies, it is not difficult to guess their ages.

It's a very old joke I dug up specially.

Surely a woman confirming they're 29 puts them at 35+?

If you were to chat her up more deviously, perhaps you could get to look at her ID card and hence DOB?

1 hour ago, hotchilli said:

21 hours ago, webfact said:

They said that Thai/Chinese believe that the red lanterns will chase away bad things like bad spirits. 

Have they got anything for a pandemic?

Yes, the Chinese chase the red lanterns away.

11 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

Crikey who'd have thought that .. actually setting foot on hallowed Thai soil after paying a pile of dosh for such a privilege .. 

 

Perhaps a play off against Thai Airways for the best at losing money is in order .. 

I'm sure both will have penalties involved somehow.