bluesofa

7 minutes ago, redpill17 said:

Case solved, I know who the "ninja" is ????

Piglet: Why do they call you Pooh Bear?

Pooh: 'cos I stink.

7 minutes ago, Golden Triangle said:

I never wear pants, be that Y fronts, boxers or those cheap & nasty Georgio Amani clingy things, Commando is the way to go ????

Hope you don't get stopped for a spot check of your kit by the RTP undercover police.

26 minutes ago, FarFlungFalang said:

So I'm not the only one to use this sort of bargaining chip.He does get straight to the point.Presumably he doesn't wear any pants so there is no confusion in the fine print of such contracts.

Did you mean 'pants' in British English or American English?

If it was British English, then it's still illegal to leave the house without wearing any underwear.

1 minute ago, BostonRob2 said:

That sounds like potting the brown.

It's the old joke about Steve Davies the snooker player. After the match, in his hotel room he couldn't decide whether to go for the pink or the brown.

10 minutes ago, Emdog said:

19 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Surely this should be a case of DNA to the rescue?

Assuming the RTP have a DNA database of course.

He may be quite clever and brought along someone else's pooh... if police catch him, he could say "check the DNA: it's not mine."

A cunning sneaky thief at that. Isn't that the height of laziness - getting someone else to dump for you?

This type of situation must have happened in the past, when someone accused claims their DNA was 'planted' by someone unknown?

3 hours ago, webfact said:

So the thief left a pooh in the bathroom instead, reported Daily News.

The media said that the police were suffering a headache over the thefts.

Surely this should be a case of DNA to the rescue?

Assuming the RTP have a DNA database of course.

9 hours ago, webfact said:

Thailand Post joins Prompt Song app to buy supplies at market for restaurants

I saw the headline and initially wondered who had come up with an inane idea to sing in order to buy goods?

Then I saw the Thai script in a photo of the app and realised it was ส่ง as in 'to deliver', written in English as 'song' but not explained in the article.

4 hours ago, Aussie999 said:

Hate to disappoint you, but up Khon Kaen, and Maha Sarakham, way, the locals are saying covid is rampant, they are terrified.

Wasn't there one case reported in Maha Sarakham a week or so back?

Why do the locals think covid is rampant? Do they have any reliable source that has told them, or is it is perhaps Chinese whispers? (no pun intended)

4 hours ago, Aussie999 said:

Maybe, just maybe, we need to see to stats on pneumonia, it seems to be an epidemic, is some provinces.

That does sound like a good idea.

Wasn't there some info published suggesting this a while back, only for someone to say there was a conspiracy theory that the government were listing these deaths as pneumonia in order to keep the covid figures low?

50 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

now what do you see?

5 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

if this was a Rorschach test I would say spicy stomach.

That's a very wide rr's

2 hours ago, ChakaKhan said:

I figured burying cable was the reason most came there???? At least for the fellows... ????

I thought that was bury the sausage?

31 minutes ago, FarFlungFalang said:

I've heard mister Owl prefers the "Fosbury flop" technique of posting.  

Years since I've heard that phrase!

41 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

TATS new Mascot, guess the Year of the OX is out, and yet it just started.  So much for appeasing the Chinese masters and tourists.

They've probably eaten it already.

30 minutes ago, mtls2005 said:

So one trunk is bad.

Five trunks is good?

 

Or is the hieght of the trunk an indication of quality?

 

Thankfully no mention of "musth".

Maybe the height of the trunk is an indication of the air quality - need to get that high to find some clean air?

18 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Phuket has come up with an online campaign called "Have You Ever" to promote a subculture being developed in the province, which potential visitors were being urged to experience.

To which I'm sure many will complete the CCR song title with "Seen The Rain?"

20 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

As for the "Check in Chonburi Free 500" campaign in Pattaya, visitors who check into a hotel anywhere in the province will be offered cash coupons for use at about 130 tourist attractions, spas, restaurants and cafes.

I hope these coupon will be honoured in the spirit they are intended.

Years ago I had a coupon issued by a hotel for guests to have a free breakfast at a local restaurant. Needless to say the staff at the restaurant did everything they could to refuse the coupon and demand cash only. Excuses ranged from, 'we don't accept it', 'out of date', and 'too late for the free breakfast' (no time limit specified on the coupon).

double 'post'

7 minutes ago, faraday said:

What’s an Owl’s favourite Party food?

Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream.

'Vole’avaunts'  You'll be for the high jump saying thing like that:

7 minutes ago, connda said:

Of course. It's about be become Miami, Singapore, and Dubai all rolled into the a package the induce the richest people in the world to visit.  But - better start by repairing the third-world sidewalks. 

Surely we need to wait for Bill Gates to say what a mess they are before that happens?