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The French Chef - by Sue Flay

Unemployed - by Anita Job

Off to Market - by Tobias A. Pigg

I Lived in Detroit - by Helen Earth

Inflammation, Please - by Arthur Itis

Handel's Messiah - by Ollie Luyah

Downpour! - by Wayne Dwops

Cloning - by Ima Dubble

Irish Flooring - by Lynn O'Leum

Holmes Does it Again - by Scott Linyard

Home Alone IV - by Eddie Buddyhome

Neither a Borrower - by Nora Lender Bee

The Scent of a Man - by Jim Nasium

Is O. J. Guilty? - by Howard I. Know

Animal Illnesses - by Ann Thrax

French Overpopulation - by Francis Crowded

Fallen Underwear - by Lucy Lastic

House Construction - by Bill Jerome Home

Lewis Carroll - by Alison Wonderland

Leo Tolstoy - by Warren Peace

The L. A. Lakers Breakfast - by Kareem O' Wheat

Why Cars Stop - by M. T. Tank

Wind in the Willows - by Russell Ingleaves

Look Younger - by Fay Slift

Mountain Climbing - by Andover Hand

It's Springtime! - by Theresa Green

No! - by Kurt Reply

I voted for both are important, as every team that I ever played for, from primary school through to works team & town team were all important. And if I'm ever lucky enouigh to have the choice of watching my grandson play for Phuket Town against Krabi City or watching Man U. play L'pool I know I'd be at the touch line shouting for Phuket Town. (Safe in the knowledge that Utd would win anyway... )

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"Ain't love grand? " The Two Leslies

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"Don't Call Me Baby. I'll Call You".......The Teen Tones (1959) Recorded Decca

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"I Dream Of Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair"........Jussi Bjoerling

To Mr & Mrs BJ, Congratulations on the birth of Baby BJ,

Best Wishes, Good Luck & Happy Birthday BBJ.

...but why is she called Swift Summerbee Lee Bell ?

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"No More Crying The Blues"........Alton & Jimmy (Sun 1959)

Sorry Lazy B You were Too Slow...

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"Go To Sea No More".................Luke Kelly

To bring a little decorum back to Mig's Arsenal thread, is it true that you are changing your avatar again to accommodate the new young pin-up Theo Walcott after his hat-trick for England last night ?

It sure was a night to remember for him, Cheers Theo.

Venice ?

Somewhere in Botswana ?

In these politically correct times shouldn't the experts be refering to it as the "coloured hole', in fact thinking about it, a hole is just nothing, so therefor it is colourless hole.

Now I feel so much better....

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It has to be Arsin, as in Kayo "arsin' about"..

The clues indicate that it is somewhere close to Mt Blanc.

I suspect RR is correct but until the Klown comes on line it isn't easy to confirm, unless of course one of Kayo's girlfriends wants to spill the beans....

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Taboo - The game of unspeakable fun !

Would a kindly moderator remove this contamination from the original football thread, and do with it what they will.

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I barely tolerate the ManU fans on my thread

mainly cos they dont have the best sense of humour

Until a certain Mr.Toad and several of my Red colleagues make an appearance I should like to provide you with evidence that Man U fans do have a sense of humour "wicked" though it may be :-

Two boys are playing football in a park in London when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition.

He writes, "Spurs fan saves friend from vicious animal."

The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a Spurs fan."

The reporter starts again: "QPR fan saves friend from horrific attack."

The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a Rangers fan either."

The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?" "Arsenal," replies the boy.

So the reporter starts again: "Gooner git kills family pet"

Sorry Migs you did leave yourself wide open.......should I be expecting a 3 day "holiday"

soon ?

Over to you Mr.T....

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Hi BJ, keep your eye open for dillydonker, sillysonker or maybe even millymonker..

Not very original. He could have called himself KingKev or maybe even WiseDennis..

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Pass

Let's get this transfered to Farang Pub and Expat Life and see what misfortune it begets, worth worthing to be sure.

Cheers & Welcome

Reason for edit was to correct the spelling of pub (Can you believe I typed pun ? )

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Crikey ! .. I thought you were plurry joking for a while.

P.S I think your "City" is Beerwah nr the Glasshouse Mountains , Qld..

Well it starts again tonight. Come on Scotland. I'm off to the Score Bar in the casino to watch it with the Tartan Army.

........then it's off to the Raging Bunny in Redfern for a few quiet ales (I bet you $20, you daren't go in there and ask for a Pink Lady !!)

Better you retire to Harry's Cafe DeWheels to check out the Holland v Australia result.

Enjoy you night Jock. (Cheers and may all you teams win)

Hey Kayo

Don't believe a word he says (Check out the tears he's crying on his avatar) and would you swim in a creek with a creature that has a smile like that ?.. . . .

and if he hadn't of guessed it I would have done the sneaky thing and checked out why your picture had the title post-a64027-view-bonif.jpg

Cheers mate, better do like the large thick skinned amphibious tropical saurian says and post again.

P.S Thank God I wont be swimming in any W.A. waters for a while....

Manchester City are now just a club for the Arabs.

Joined today eh. I reckon your'e Redrus's alter worried ego

Come on troll. Own up. Tell us who you support and introduce yourself in the thread for new comers to the footy forum

He no longer walks amoung us.

Well I wasted my time trying to smooth troubled waters, I guess the silly wonker has gone back to his Chocolate Factory. (Roald Dahl has a lot to answer for.... )

Thanks for the update JS (I guess it would be a bit daft to ask why he was banned - too much Newcastle Brown perhaps......... )