LeungKen

Depnds what clan you are Ken...My jock mates say never trust a Campbell (I think he sold out to Longshanks )

Certainly not a lover of the McDonalds.

No more mentioning of the R word. Thanks. Football only. Soccer for the Yanks and Ozzies.

I posted "Tartan" as your favourite Colour on the colour thread - I assume there is no problem with that ?

23rd October

Why everyone bought Mios/are now buying Finos? Simple answer: fashion. Remember fashion has no logic so dont try and figure it out.

A couple of Thai friends think the fashion will die out; autos are now perceived to consume more fuel than manuals and if you see them stripped down there aint alot of steel in them. As boring as the Waves are they are the proven durables, and what with the move to fuel injection they are now more economical and easier to start.

However, depends what you want. If you just need to get about and dont need to carry a passenger (or just a small one), they are cheap enough, so dont think too much about it and buy what you fancy!

The above is all true, you have to ask yourself what you want the bike for ? Just around town or long runs, 1 person or 2. Etc etc..

For problem free economical riding you can't beat a Honda Wave - if you really want an Auto then perhaps think of a bigger Gutsier bike for 2 People. Yamaha Nouvo or Honda Air Blade. If it's just for one to putt putt around town then the Mio or the Honda Click are both acceptable.

"Art's Plume" Khalifa Ould Eide and Dimi Mint Abba

from Mauritania on an album called "The Planet" 1996 EMI & ABC Australia

Thai Consulate in Perth used to only open Tuesdays & Thursday mornings - double check office hours.

Thought I'd add "Tartan" as a special request for Jockstar

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home" (Phyllis Diller)

"Aeroplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo" (Al Gore)

oasis - going nowhere.

"GO Go Go" Roy Orbison

DEEP DEEP SAYINGS

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.

There's no future in time travel.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Death is hereditary.

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Oh Lord give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

Join the army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo !

"Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing" (Douglas Adams)

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age" (Lucille Ball)

"Every crowd has a silver lining" (P.T.Barnum)

"The future ain't what it used to be" (Arthur c Clarke)

"Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon" (H.H. The Dalai lama)

"If your parents didn't have children, there's a good chance you won't have any" (Clarence Day)

"Beer is proof that God loves us" (Benjamin Franklin)

"Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended" (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

"Iam a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house" (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

"Rise early. Work Late. Strike Oil" (J.Paul Getty)

"A zebra cannot change it's spots" (Al Gore)

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" (Groucho Marx)

"I'm an old navy man; the bow is the rear end, isn't it ?" (Richard Nixon)

"Never eat more than you can eat" (Miss Piggy)

"When the going gets tough, you're evidently in the wrong place" (Miss Piggy)

"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art" (Eleanor Roosevelt)

"He who hesitates is a damned fool" (Mae West)

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't have the decency to thank her" (W.C.Fields)

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink" - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill...

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it" he replied.

"Work is the curse of the drinking class" (Oscar Wilde)

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" (Henry Youngman)

and my favourite -

"Every minute spent angry is 60 seconds of happiness wasted" (Unknown)

Goodbye My Lover # James Blunt

"After You've Gone" Al Jolson with Matty Malneck's Orchestra and The Four Hits and a Miss

"Smile" Michael Buble - Words by Charlie Chaplin

Man Utd 1 - A.S.Roma 0

And I am more than happy with the 3 points - thanks Wozza

"Pierre On The Mountain Playing The Hurdy Gurdy" Orison

Celtic and Contemporary Instumental Music

Gas Turbine Heat Transfer and Cooling Technology

reading since end of 2004. not yet finished.

After you do get around to finishing it, try "The Ashley Book Of Knots". With over 7000 knots that should keep you tied up for awhile.

"I'm Leaving" Elvis Presley

Hi sbk,

This topic should get a bigger airing as there are many Thai women embarassed by this subject and they should get positive encouragement from their Farang partners. Breast cancer needs to be checked early - I made my lady go and get xrayed - better safe than sorry.

Hi CymruAmByth,

Reckon you'll appreciate "Don't Cry for Me Aberystwyth" if you can find a copy.

Are massages really healthy thing?

I am married to a masseur, and it's really unhealthy for me to say they are unhealthy !

Down Here In hel_l (with you) # Van Hunt

I think of savin myself

But with nothin' complain about up in heaven

What would I do

I think of savin myself

But I really wanna work it out

Down here in h*** with you

"Run To Paradise " Choirboys

I have a ticket to England from Bangkok for the 2nd November that i want to sell... how would i go about this?

Forget it. In the old days you could but now with the passengers passport no & details I think you'd be pushing sh*t up hill with a pointed stick

For those of us that don't have UBC the Manm U v Roma game is scheduled to be on Ch 3 tonight about 1:30 I think ?

Thank You for your super moderating Jai Dee, I enjoy a good rant but unfortunately some of the boys & girls need a little talking too - Your tact is appreciated "Viva a Healthy ThaiVisa"

Buy a Honda. Any idiot can fix them and spares available everywhere