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ozsamurai
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All BS, sitting in 45 now, its just another Summer for us. It'll last a few weeks then be done. BS press.
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I can tell the French guy has trained a martial art for sure, he got the better of the cop, and backed down as a normal fight may go, with honor intact. Little did he know, Somchai would bring a gun to a punch up. Proportionate response, why is it Thai's snap like this!?
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On 10/26/2018 at 1:36 AM, owl sees all said:
When warfie started this thread he wanted jokes that made you laugh and cringe at the same time. Most of the jokes posted are just too funny.
Warfie, RIP, already declared a winner many times if you have been with this post since the start you'd know that. The problem was the jokes just kept getting worse. ????
Cheers
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19 years, he'll be lucky to make it through 3 in prison. If his mental anguish was caused by prison, he's about to get a whole lots more now he's a pedo.
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I rather fancy a bit of paddling and yachting, is there an area that is fresh water inland, a 'lakes district"?
TIA
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I mean.... they want to make movies about these idiots and wonder why we're getting dumber.
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Tell all the haters to p off.
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Haven't had much luck with footwork. Anyone have any good shops for ring mounts and findings in BKK. TIA
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rot in hell you piece of crap
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I'm ya Daddy! lol....
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Live by the sword......
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WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” The man hung up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turned and asked, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”
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Why did the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is E.T short for?
Because he's only got little legs
Why didn't the terminator upgrade to Windows 10
when I asked him he said "I still love vista, baby!"
What do you call a computer that sings...
A Dell
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What do cows have hooves??
...because they lactose.
I am legendairy!!!
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You know the postman in all our jokes.... here he is
http://infamoustribune.com/dna-tests-prove-retired-postman-1300-illegimitate-children/
OZ
Now that's funny!
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, 'Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!' She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, 'Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!' This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, 'Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!' 'That's it!' She blows her top. 'You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?' The husband sighed. 'Oh shit. It's started.'
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Since my son is now grade 1
What do clouds wear under their shorts.
Thunderpants
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Some from me
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro
I sold my vacuum the other day... all it was doing was collecting dust!
What's the best thing about Sweden?
I don't know but their flag is a huge plus!
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Boom there it is, on the floor... a lot of work to get that glove off the floor now for 2016, but the year is still young....
Oz
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12 years on this thread and they still stink, good on ya warfie RIP