As you are a poster of Lewis Carrol type nonsense posts I do so enjoy reading them, knowing they are just your version of the Jabberwocky, but you have outdone yourself on this one.
I too sometimes wonder what it would be like to be of the enemy's opposition's gender, but the chances of getting pregnant puts me off, plus all that bleeding every month is not an enticing prospect.
After all is said and done, I doubt it would be worth it, so I'll have to forgo the prospect of going out at night and knowing that foolish men would pay for all my drinks, so long as I played along till going home alone time.