Gazza

you got some 'splainin' to do

Lucy + Elastic = Lucy 'lastic = Lucy Lastic = Loose Elastic .

Schoolground joke name.

Play on words like the blues singer, Nosmo King. Derived from No smoKing.

Lucy

All year round: Use ceiling fans.

All year round: Air-con units sit idle.

All year round: Everyone appears happy.

All year round: Everyone appears healthy.

All year round: More money in pocket every month.

I see what you're doing and I hear people do use one mode more than the others but I feel I can't really answer this just now.

Kitty

Been watching too many movies have we?

Why don't you just have a secret revolving bookcase that leads to a bat cave like everyone else?

Crutches.

Immflamable?

Candle

Khao Nung and Khao Haa.

Also for tyre pressure too. You dont say i.e. 'saam sip hok' it will be 'saam hok'.

Sex.

This game resembles too much like the one my psychiatrist often gives me.

According to him, from analyzing the replies we've got 3 bed-wetters, 5 borderline schizos, 4 self-abusers, 1 Totster and 2 members that still long to suckle on their mother's teat.

hmmmm, I think if you need to ask, you had better travel with someone!!

you never know, by yourself some girl may run away with all your money, or some guy may sell you some diamonds.......

....or you might wake up one morning and find you're missing a kidney.

Florist.

Try this link for the latest travel info relating to Cambodia.

http://www.talesofasia.com/

The Bay-root-ians

Ohhhh! Gotcha now. Thought Sandies was cockney slang for naughty women.

Sandie Shaws = Wh*res.

OK, so you shouldn't take showers inside or in.  Do you think turning off the television and DVD player is an overreaction?

Unplug the lot, including signal cable to UBC decoder and especially phone lines to computers. The shower example was life or death scenario miss hurricane :D

A month back there was thunder and lightning directly overhead while I was surfing. The pc froze, even though I have a new UPS, so I switched off and re-booted.

Now, connecting to loxinfo using a couple of their numbers puts me through to the Bangkok Siam Cement Co. Ltd. Weird, as there's no problem when using my step-daughters settings using the same numbers.

Is it ok to fly your kite?

Only in the privacy of one's bed/bathroom.

footed

Camel

Doggy

9 pm ch 7.

http://www.soccer-league.in.th/tv_guide.php

Does someone have the phone number for Bumrungrad please?

Bendix, don't have one handy. Then again, you do.

Now my eyes have stuck.

Oh well, I guess I get to have a 3-way with my wife after all.

Do you?

Is it just me ? I completely fail to understand this thread or the original question

Going off on one = Going off topic on a thread. I think

Not since the day I was once holed up in a Bolivian bordello and in walked a nun pulling a llama on a leash and...... well, I'm sure you can guess the rest.