My father once recommended I only date girls with small hands....when I asked why he replied "when you flop your todger in their hand it will look normal".......
Youngsters as these were should not be out at this time never mind riding a motorcycle....possible manslaughter charge in most western world countries?
The guy was highly excited and could not zip his shorts up hence the hospital trip where a sharp swipe with the edge of a ruler was administered reducing the mans excitement somewhat....
Wrong....the daily traffic fine handed outside the station is visible proof....wonder how much they have collected over these years.....frightening but not to worry I,m sure it`s all gone to worthy causes