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petermik

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  1. My father once recommended I only date girls with small hands....when I asked why he replied "when you flop your todger in their hand it will look normal".......
  2. Hopefully sand did not get into the wrong places........
  3. Just started raining here in Pattaya and very welcome.......
  4. And buy the battery yourself.....
  5. Youngsters as these were should not be out at this time never mind riding a motorcycle....possible manslaughter charge in most western world countries?
  6. From what I have seen most of the chaps chat to themselves so yes stimulating indeed.....LOL
  7. Grow a pair....LOL
  8. Two Panasonics.... 10 years trouble free
  9. Never been banged in my life....all the ladies want to make lurve to me....
  10. The guy was highly excited and could not zip his shorts up hence the hospital trip where a sharp swipe with the edge of a ruler was administered reducing the mans excitement somewhat....
  11. Crosswalks mean nothing here...ignored by many
  12. The guy supposedly manning the pump was on his day off.....
  13. Committee being set up as we speak to recommend this....
  14. What if you cannot "shoot your load".....do you get refunded????
  15. I insist on a towel placed over my head when having a full body massage.........😆
  16. All depends upon the time of the month......
  17. Wrong....the daily traffic fine handed outside the station is visible proof....wonder how much they have collected over these years.....frightening but not to worry I,m sure it`s all gone to worthy causes
  18. They had this ten years ago before the numpties in City Hall decided to have them cut down.....
  19. Sorry but you don`t have a kind face.......you would frighten these puppies to death
  20. Wayne Kerr springs to mind.......
  21. If you read the article again it states she was in the drivers seat..he was beside her in the passengers seat
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