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    Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. "Shelf E," replied the librarian. "Aye that's the one," said Sean.
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    The sad thing is, I can't tell if it's a joke or true.
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    Solved.
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    I went to the pet shop to buy some breeding birds. The cashier said, "Have you got a store card?" I said, "No, but I did get a budgie excited once."
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    I've just had 40 winks on the train... I knew I shouldn't have worn this pink t-shirt.
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    I knocked on David Banners' door earlier and told him all about global warming. He got very angry and said he was turning green immediately.
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    I was arrested yesterday on suspicion of murdering my orchestra conductor. Apparently, because I had bought a Stradivarius in 2002, an Amati in 1998 and a Guarneri in 1990, the police said I had a history of violins.
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