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    I saw a poor old lady fall over in the street today. At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.
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    I was thinking about applying for a job in Pyongyang. But that would be a bad Korea move.
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    I was attacked by some little ginger boy doing martial arts. It turned out to be the carroty kid!
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    I was adopted at birth and have never met my mother. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.
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    I'm not the Prime Minister, but if I was, I wouldn't be in a boat handing out donated food while wearing a baseball cap with my party's name on it. Blatant politicising. (As it happens, we had a massive storm through here last night and I just spent the morning out with my chainsaw helping some neighbours clear fallen trees on their properties, and have the ant bites to prove it),
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    Deja vu all over again...
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    That suitcase really gets some milage out of one charge!
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    Born in Ohio to Indian parents.
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    If it's Boeing I'm going! But not coming back.
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    The doctor recently diagnosed me with 70`s fever. It flares up occasionally.
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    Just got back from the hospital. They reckon I might have Pneumonoutramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiois, but its hard to say.
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    I was walking my dog today when i came across a bull stuck in an electric fence. I think it was charging!
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    I’ve just been diagnosed with gammon flu. It started as swine flu, but they cured me.
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    Call it a hunch, but I’m pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
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    I went to a dyslexic rave last night. Everyone was taking F’s and there was a guy in the corner trying to inject a heron.
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