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ballpoint

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  1. As the Thai news forum tells us daily, many adults should not be allowed on an adult free holiday.
  2. The group we all want to see reform...
  3. Alice? Alice? Could you please tell me who Alice is? (The cleaned up version for this forum). And, yes, I know it's a different Alice. Or is it? After living next door, she opened a restaurant.
  4. I bought a trampoline but there's absolutely no bounciness to it. Plus the legs are on the wrong way round.
  5. The stunning blonde, dressed in nothing more than a thong and negligee, let the plumber in. "Hello, is your husband not in?" he asked, "Does it look like he is in?" she replied, opening her negligee. "Will I not do?" "No, not really," he said. "I need your car reversing out of the drive."
  6. When I was at the garden centre today I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.
  7. I got stopped by a copper while I was going along the motorway. I stopped, opened the window and he said "This is a spot check," So I replied "I've got 2 blackheads and a boil on my arse"
  8. Interviewer: "Give me three words that best describe you." Job Candidate: "Violent when disappointed."
  9. I only found out when I went to my local office to do a 90 day report. But yes, I could just imagine turning up at the airport with family to go on a holiday only to be told you can't leave the country. I wonder if it would show up on the airline's system when checking in?
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