I thought it was quiet in the Ukraine news section today. The Putin fanciers must all be busy changing their money to Rubles and depositing it in the Sberbank for the high interest returns.
I got sacked today, apparently for being in a constant state of sexual arousal.
It’s ridiculous; all my colleagues know that I’m a dedicated employee who’s always hard at work.
My friend was horrified by the results of his genealogy test. He found out his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t look himself in the mirror.