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ballpoint

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  1. The date in your passport will be the date that the immigration officer stamps it. I've departed on a number of flights in the midnight - 01:00 time range, and the date on the stamp has always been for the day before the actual departure date.
  2. Along with, why the man who repeatedly shot Trump in the foot during the debate wasn't already locked up?
  3. History repeating...
  4. Janet was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep, but Janet was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me. Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" Janet asked. "To get my teeth!
  5. Prankster attached this photo to the reversing camera:
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