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I thought they only stole chips...

Olden day selfie:

New MAGA fashion accessory. Biggest joke is that it's true.

In any case, what would be the point of Zuckerberg building a nuclear shelter? He looks like the type of organism that would survive a nuclear war anyway.

How do you build a secret nuclear bunker? Unless he went into his basement and single handedly dug it out, disposing of the dirt by letting it run out of his trouser leg as he went for walks, there would be numerous construction workers involved who surely would have some inkling that the "wine cellar" they were building was surprisingly well armoured. He could have emulated tyrants from history by killing everyone who worked on it - which I wouldn't put past Zuckerberg, but I can't even dig a hole to plant a tree in my garden without the whole town knowing about it.