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ballpoint

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  1. Major power cut at one of Dublin's top department stores yesterday. Some shoppers were stuck on the escalators for 3 hours.
  2. A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership.
  3. A tanker carrying superglue has overturned on the highway. Police are advising motorists to stick to their own lanes.
  4. I once saw Meatloaf in a restaurant, choking on a piece of German sausage. I saved his life that night. I took the wurst right out of his mouth.
  5. Traffic cop: Good evening, Mr Schroedinger. Did you know you have a dead cat in your boot? Schroedinger: Not until you opened it!
  6. A handy website to have on your favourites bar: Thailand Snake Breeds | Asia Snake Information | Thailand Snakes
  7. Might as well be. They're screwing the country.
  8. During my wife's labour, the nurse came up to us and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."
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