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Mike hated his wife's cat so much he took him to the next town and dumped him When he got home the cat was there. Next day he drove 50 miles to a further town and dumped him. When he got home the cat was there again, The third day he drove to the other side of the country and dumped him again. 6 hours later he phoned his wife. "Is the cat home"? "Yes" "Can you put him on the phone? I'm lost"

An Indian gentleman sadly died and went to heaven. He was stood patiently outside the pearly gates and finally he rang the bell. Out came St Peter, “name” Rajiv Singh sir”. St Peter poked his back through the gates and shouted.. “ANY ONE ORDERED A TAXI”

Snow White's house. He doesn't live there.

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Feinberg," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man. "I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests. "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" asked the journalist. "Like I'm talking to a ******* brick wall."

The new Isuzu fighter jet.