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I bought a couple of Galaxy Tag 2's from the official Samsung store on Lazada. They work well, even up country. I suspect there's more Samsung phones than iPhones around. One is on my wife's car keys, because she's always forgetting where she left them (I could keep track of where she is too, if I was that way inclined I checked her location on the map once after I bought it, just to test it, but haven't bothered to, and, other than an emergency, wouldn't, do it again). The other is placed on objects as and when required when they leave the house. Including my grandson on more than one occasion.

It came up on the old Top Gear more than once. And, a quick Google on the matter...

When the MFP talked about changing the lese majeste law, that was used as an excuse to deprive them of their election win and potentially disband the party while banning its leader from politics. I take it a suitably similar punishment will be applied to anyone asking the law to be redacted for their personal benefit? (Sarcasm). I can't help but wonder if this was the generals' plan all along. Use the second highest polling party to ease the pain of stealing the election, and then, knowing the nature of the beast, relying on Thaksin to break his parole conditions and use that as an excuse to seize power again.

You know those strips of land that are higher than normal but lower than mountains? For some reason I just can't help laughing at them. They're hill areas. Another taxi!

What do you call a length of fake spaghetti? An impasta.

A young man had been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for several years. One day the supermarket got new orange juice machines. The bag boy was excited and asked the manager if he could work the juice machines. The manager turned him down. The bag boy said, "But I've been working here for five years. Why can't I run the juice machines?" The manager said, "I'm sorry, but baggers can't be juicers." Taxi!

Unusual name for an officer.