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    Just returned from my annual check up at Doctor’s. For some reason she complimented me on my footwear - said I have healthy shoes!
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    My friend is involved in a major custody battle. His wife doesn't want him and his mother wont take him back.
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    I can't get over how old my new neighbour is. He said he's a retired English teacher, and used to teach Shakespeare.
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    My pet bird has premonitions and predicts disasters. It’s an omen pigeon.
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    I was just remembering when two men came into my shop and paid with fake £50 notes, I reported this to the police and they asked me if I could describe them. I said " well, they are very similar to real £50 notes"
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    My aviary roof leaks when it rains. It's getting on my tits.
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    I took my grandchildren to the zoo last week. I'm going back again next week to see how they are settling in.
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    Dammit! I'm tired of all this winning!
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    Exactly. It's more than a little hypocritical to demand one's own puritanical religious views be forced on the whole country, and then throw a fit because someone else's puritanical religious views are being forced on a university.
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    She can keep the bike. He just wants the seat.
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