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ballpoint

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  1. I guess that rules it out then.
  2. I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to get a shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth. I think someone's trying to groom me.
  3. A wedding dress shop in Somerset:
  4. If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.
  5. Sounds more like wind to me.
  6. These jokes watt I'm reading are shocking, you should be grounded. If they don't stop then I'm calling a copper to charge you until it hertz.
  7. With these strong winds, I'm worried about the caravan in the garden ! We didn't have one yesterday.
  8. The only reason I married my wife was because I thought she was a millionaire.. But as it turns out, she makes hats.
  9. I was standing in the queue in Aldi earlier and a voice announced "Checkout no.5 please." I thought, I've seen better..
  10. It’s been six months since I joined the gym, and I’m still not seeing any benefit. So I’m going there in person tomorrow to find out what the problem is.
  11. In Britain you can discover over 150 years of history just by posting a letter.
  12. If it's good enough for Rudi...
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