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ballpoint

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  1. I just bought a non return valve at Home Pro, but it doesn't fit. Do you think I can take it back?
  2. I said to the Doctor, "I'm worried as whenever I go to visit my mother she gets my name wrong." He asked, "Is it Alzheimer's?" I said "No, It's Brian"
  3. I was talking to a navy seal in Pattaya once. To be honest, I've no idea why it was that colour.
  4. A friend of mine just bought an AM radio. Now he says he wants a PM one to listen to in the afternoon.
  5. I’m usually not one for buying into conspiracy theories, all this noise about bird flu, swine flu, Asian flu you see online just passes me by. But, I saw a house the other day, and the agent said it had a chimney flu. I’m not buying it.
  6. Did she also tell her that her mother was a hamster, and her father smelled of elderberries?
  7. I've just mushed up a load of Frosties and milk into a paste and used it to fill the gaps between my tiles. They're grrrrrrrout!
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