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ballpoint

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  1. I just read about a bloke who fell off a factory walkway into a vat of strawberries, sugar and pectin. Luckily he was unhurt. He is so jammy!
  2. I entered a blindfold w**king contest last night. I didn't win...... In fact I don't know where I came.
  3. My friend: “What do you call those things you blow & make a wish?" Me: "Breathalyzer?"
  4. (For the pedants, it was a special, high temperature, nonmeltable glass eye).
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