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Many years ago the Queen was opening a swimming baths in Llanberis. It was a lovely summers day, so she wore a light dress, but had a fur hat on. The sweat was bowling down her face, enough for a local journalist to remark on said hat. "Well she said, it's Phil's fault. Just as I was leaving he was upstairs having a shave, so i told him where i was going, and he shouted down, "Wear the fox hat".

Genie: "What's your first wish?" Steve: "I wish I was rich." Genie: "What's your second wish, Richard?

For those of you that have never tried blindfold target shooting, you don't know what you're missing.