Many years ago the Queen was opening a swimming baths in Llanberis. It was a lovely summers day, so she wore a light dress, but had a fur hat on.
The sweat was bowling down her face, enough for a local journalist to remark on said hat.
"Well she said, it's Phil's fault. Just as I was leaving he was upstairs having a shave, so i told him where i was going, and he shouted down, "Wear the fox hat".