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They don't have the range to attack the main oil production areas in West Siberia. If they did manage to reach a target 2,000+km away, then I'd imagine things would escalate even further very quickly. Russia Oil Map (carnegieendowment.org) Edit: The same goes for the main gas producing regions. (Note the lack of any real pipeline network to China, something that is seriously hindering Russia's ability to sell gas on a major scale). Main present and perspective Russian production regions | Download Scientific Diagram (researchgate.net)

I suppose he does look like a big bird from the waist down...

I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts, 'That's just for starters!'

Robert de Niro is set to star in a movie about Harold Shipman. "The Old Dear Hunter".

My neighbour knocked on my door, “I just made synonym buns!” … “Ooooh, just like grammar use to make?” said I.