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ballpoint

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  1. I’m usually not one for buying into conspiracy theories, all this noise about bird flu, swine flu, Asian flu you see online just passes me by. But, I saw a house the other day, and the agent said it had a chimney flu. I’m not buying it.
  2. Did she also tell her that her mother was a hamster, and her father smelled of elderberries?
  3. I've just mushed up a load of Frosties and milk into a paste and used it to fill the gaps between my tiles. They're grrrrrrrout!
  4. “I heard a very good joke yesterday, someone said: ‘Elon Musk is not a Nazi, Nazis made really good cars.’” Stephen Fry.
  5. Yes. Probably more cost effective to use it to hang my washing on.
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