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ballpoint

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  1. Yes, it was already in my Wise account, but my bank does transfer to that account within a few hours.
  2. I sent AUD10k to my K-Bank account last week. I got the "money received" SMS from K-Bank before I could even close the Wise app.
  3. Two priests in a car are stopped by the police. The officer approaches the car and says to the driver, "Oh, I'm sorry for stopping you fathers, I didn't realise you were priests. We're looking for two child molesters." The priests look at each other, give a nod and say, "That's okay, officer, we'll do it."
  4. A young woman is walking into a cathedral when a priest stops her and says, ”I’m sorry, Miss, you can’t come in without a bra.” The young woman protests, ”But I have a divine right!” The priest replies, ”A divine left, too, but you still can’t come in.”
  5. My wife told me she wanted to play a game of strip poker... Turns out she just wanted to do the laundry. I ended up folding.
  6. I confused my Scottish GP today. By telling him I had knee problems.
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