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    I went out today with half of my face painted like a clown. Not everyone saw the funny side.
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    Anyone saying marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter rubbish. When I got married I gave up my mates, football and drinking. All the wife gave up was sex.
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    McDonald’s are now incorporating meat from endangered species into their burgers. Just had a quarter panda.
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    The council finally got around to sealing the potholes.
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    I guess that rules it out then.
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    I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to get a shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth. I think someone's trying to groom me.
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    A wedding dress shop in Somerset:
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    If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.
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