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VID-20211117-WA0009.mp4

VID-20211117-WA0008.mp4

A dog ???? and a cat ???? are having an argument on who is the favorite of humans. The dog says, "Humans like us more. They have even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more." The cat smiles and says, "You are really not going to win this one, you know."

Sister Mary Frances woke one morning, got dressed and left her room to go for breakfast in the nunnery. On the way she met a nun who said, “you got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!” Feeling a bit confused she carried on but met another nun who said, “you got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!” This happened on several more occasions until by the time she met the mother superior she was totally fuming. Sister Mary Frances told her, quite sharply, “I know what you are about to say...don’t ask if I got out of the wrong side of the bed!”. The mother superior said, “Actually I was going to ask why you are wearing the bishop’s shoes”.

VID-20211114-WA0028.mp4

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "Mother of Six," to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mother of six, we're leaving now." She replies, "Be right with you, father of four."

To the women who say "Men are only interested in one thing" Have you ever considered being more interesting?

Here is a picture of my wife's tits.

After kissing a girl on the sofa she said “let’s take this upstairs” “Ok” I said “ You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help... He had no chance against all 5 of us.

For past 20 years, my wife has been complaining about my not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. This anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy. For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it. Finally, last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "Why have you stopped brushing your teeth since a week ??" Marriage is a social crime, I tell you.

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A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder… The barkeep greets him, and says, “Cool newt! What’s its name?” The man responds, “His name is Tiny” The barkeep asks, “why is it called tiny?” The man answers, “Because he’s my-newt”

Four CEO's of beer companies are having a Meeting and they decide to get drunk. The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller lite. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors light. The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke. The three CEO's then ask him.. "Why aren't you ordering a Guinness"? He Replies 'If you guys aren't drinking beer, then neither will I. "

VID-20211111-WA0019.mp4