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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. ”Ever have an accident?” "Nope, nary a one.” "None? You’ve never had any accidents.” "Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are caught in an ambush. ‘Indians ahead of us! Indians behind us! And Indians on both sides!’ shouts the Lone Ranger. ‘Well, Tonto, old friend, it looks like we’re done for!’ Tonto looks at him and says, ‘What you mean… “We”?’

Recently I installed an app to keep a record of my BP readings. It listed various BP classifications to choose from. What would be the most appropriate?

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boyfriend goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!'

May be the reason is not exactly to keep dry!

a large area or room, for example inside a shopping centre, where there are small restaurants selling many different types of food that you can eat at tables in the middle of the area https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/food-court

You are not Thai, you never will be, simple as that. Is this not the same as in any other country? Sometimes, it 'seems' there is no difference, but do foreigners and natives integrate 100%? Maybe, after a couple of generations...???

An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, Time's Up?"

Agree 100%. No one can predict what beholds up there... however safe it sounds like. Kudos to the Pilots who handled this problem as best as they could.