Jump to content

ravip

Advanced Member
  • Posts

    6,964
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by ravip

  1. Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
  2. No. Its not stupidity! I call it the nature's way - a very smart method of keeping the species from been extinct! Just see how a man's behaviour change in the presence of a female - it's an international phenomenon!
  3. ...surplus money that you don't know what to do with!! WOW! Would love to meet someone like that!
  4. I agree on this. Each person has his/her own belief - every one is correct - as in the end... it's all ends similarly. The differences are in the living beings.
×
×
  • Create New...
""