Two donkeys were talking
about their owners:
The first one said
"My owner is so harassing,
he beats me often"
The second donkey:
"Why don't you leave your owner?"
First donkey:
"I was thinking about it,
but he has a very good looking daughter, and whenever she does something mischievous,
he says that he would get her
married to some donkey,
and I am just waiting watching for that to happen.