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ravip

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  1. Don Mueng Airport Branch of Bangkok Bank - I opened an account with a tourist visa. But now it says... https://www.bangkokbank.com/en/Personal/Save-And-Invest/Save/Savings-Account
  2. "I want to talk about the lack of empathy in people..." Today, this seems to be the norm, Internationally. It is not localized to one country or a region. Best examples are The Big Pharma, Health Sector, Multi Nationals. The damage and the suffering they cause all over is unimaginable.
  3. I am not sure if this is possible on your balcony... If it's square and straight, it will be easy. Get two 'L' angled aluminium bars equal to the length of the balcony. Drill small holes approximately 1 cm apart, along the entire length of the 2 aluminium bars. Fix one bar on top and the other on the floor or bottom part of the balcony. Now you will need something similar to fishing line and draw it from top to bottom threading from the hole. If done properly, it's effective and almost invisible. I've seen it done myself. (Hope my instructions are clear)
  4. A boat full of Englishmen saw the Irishman getting attacked, so they immediately sailed over to him and lifted him onboard while the shark still had its teeth sunk into him. Then the Englishmen started punching, kicking, and stabbing the shark until it finally released its grip on the Irishman and lay motionless on the deck. The Englishmen then started looking at the Irishman's wounds. Meanwhile, a priest was standing nearby on a jetty and saw everything that happened. He said to the Englishmen, “Wow, I'm very impressed with what I just saw! You just rescued this Irishman from a shark! Even though you're all Englishmen and this Irishman is your bitter enemy, you put aside that hostility to help your fellow man! God bless you!” Then the priest walked away. One Englishman said the others, “What did he mean by that?" Another Englishman said, “I have no idea. But that's a nice big trophy shark we just reeled in. Our best catch of the day! Is the bait still good or do we need another one?”
  5. A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?! You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
  6. One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow. "What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified. "Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."
  7. On many occasions, this topic was the subject of discussion, with various independent views. This was the reason I posted this question for my general knowledge. Thank you Sheryl for your response, which answered my question and cleared my doubts.
  8. What are the effects from consuming alcohol with regards to Gout, Arthritis & Rheumatism ? > Can it be a sole cause for such illness to start? > Would it make such illness worse, if one already is suffering? > Pros and cons regarding Beer vs Hard Liquor.
  9. TEACHER: What's wrong Musa, why are you crying? MUSA: Our house is very small. MUSA: My mum, my dad, and I, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Musa are you sleeping?' Then I say NO, so he becomes angry and punishes me.". Teacher: All right! Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet. Don't answer! The following morning Musa comes back with a sad face again. Teacher: My goodness, why the sad face again? Musa: Dad asked me again, Musa are you sleeping? I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time. Mum was breathing like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are you coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you coming too? Dad answered: Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm coming too!!
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