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ravip

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  1. Little Jonny and Little Billy are playing catch in the garden when the ball bounces into a Rose bush. Little Billy puts his hand in to get the ball and he gets a thorn stuck in his hand. He has a bit of a cry and shows Jonny. “Don't worry buddy, I know a trick to make it better “.says Jonny. Jonny goes into the house and comes out with a cereal bowl and a can of cider. He pours the cider into the bowl and says to Billy. “Put your hand in the bowl of cider,that should help". “How does that help?” Asks Billy “I'm not sure “ replies Jonny ,”I overheard my big sister once , she was telling her friend that whenever she got a prick in her hand then she would put it in cider".
  2. A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go." The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!! The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...
  3. There's a simple solution. Tell us the exact location. Someone here passing by can drop in and check the outburst!
  4. Definitely you seem to have a problem.
  5. " people like you" - can you please define? I just cant understand what that could be... please.
  6. Harry Belafonte, singer, actor and tireless activist, dies aged 96 RIP Harry Belafonte... A Legend. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/apr/25/harry-belafonte-singer-dies-actor-singer-activist
  7. I don't blame them. If I saw a lost bag, I would take it. I read this a couple of times... Felt confused even without a single beer. So... Congratulations!
  8. Absolutely! The moment I read it, I realised it was a typo. Anyway, I think we all can make a spelling mistake at one time or another (even with the spell check LOL)
  9. They are? News to me. One need to check the statistics. In the entire history of the world Thais have never invented or produced anything of use to the world. Just a few... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Thai_inventions_and_discoveries Yes, with the Internet we have a lot of information at our finger tips. Similarly, there's more disinformation which seems to be more popular and shared widely. We need to separate the wheat from the chaff, which can be quite challenging at times.
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