babuhavas

just ware a crisp white shirt,with a tie,and very important put some pants on.

Last night around midnight I was returning From Suk Soi 22 walking to my Hotel on Suk soi 8. At the buss stop between soi 22 and 20 three Katoys approached me and two of them grapped an arm each and the thired tried to get my wallent out of my pocket. I was strongrer tham them was was able to knock them away, one landed on the side walk and another up againts the bust stop seats. I was able at the smae time cover my wallet with my hand and stiop the other one. I walked quickly to get out of the arear and while I was leaving one of them yelled at me to give them my money. I made a point to warn everyone I approached about those three. Didn't see any police but then again if they were around I might have been charged with assualt. I did hit two of them preety hard. By the way I'm 62 years old, 5'10" 180 lbs and in good physical shape. I guess the 30 years in the US Army paid off.

good job,you are the man.

now they will be scared to robb anybody,atleast for few days.

OK 5 degrees of separation i would like to shame all Farangs who live in Thailand and wish to be safe yes safe.

What if, oh yes what if you crash your motor bike, suffer a incurable disease that needs blood just too keep you alive till your relations see you,

Times up yes for too long you have been living in a dream world face up you it.

GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD NOW.

The vampires need you your blood it is precious did you not know this yes Goggle your blood group do you really want to crash your moped in Thailand times up guys and girls this is your reality face it or die.

The Advantages of Blood Groups

OK HERES THE BS,

A person's blood group is one of his physical characteristics, just as a dark skin may be, or blue eyes or a hooked nose. Like other physical characteristics, blood groups can be used to divide mankind into races.

You may ask at once: But would they be any better for the purpose than skin color or any of the other physical characteristics we have talked about in this book?

The answer is that in some ways they would be.

• They are "hidden" characteristics. You can't tell a man's blood group by looking at him. This reserves race classification to scientists who are interested in the development and evolution of man. It keeps a person from making judgments of his own about his neighbor's race and from building up superstitions and prejudices about it.

• Unlike the more familiar physical characteristics, blood groups are inherited in known ways. The A, B, and O blood groups are controlled by a single gene series consisting of three genes. The M and N blood groups are controlled by a single gene series consisting of two genes. The Rh blood groups are controlled by a single gene series consisting of eight genes. In each case, we know which genes are dominant over which.

• A man's blood group is determined the instant the fertilized ovum is formed and remains the same till the day he dies. Even after death tissues can be tested for blood groups. Blood groups aren't affected by age or diet or exposure to sunlight or by any kind of chemical or medical treatment. None of the things that affect the physical characteristics usually used to determine race will affect blood groups. Blood groups are permanent.

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• . http://www.drpeterjdadamo.com/wiki/wiki.pl...aces_and_People

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• OK SO WHAT.

• Thai people do not have the same blood groups here. You are not in Europe or USA

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• "OH MY GOD"

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MODS if you want to shift this to general.

Sorry but dosent make any sence to me.

so all farangs should bring 1 lit of blood from their home country,and always keep them while driving.

My wife went to collect her Settlement visa at Regent house On Thursday, 10/09/09. While she was waiting for the Big Brown Envelope with the Relevant details in ,She was among a large number of Thai people waiting for the same Good news, She Noticed a Thai lady come out of the office next door to the visa Center , And Ask who had been granted a visa for England, Quite a few spoke up, She told them they would need a new Sim card and new Number for England, And Guess what she sold them 700baht each,My wife had been to England before so she knew she could get them free in England, She Told a few people that was talking to her about England, because she had been before and they had not , So another scam has come to the suffice, Sell free phone Sim cards for 700baht , You have got to admit they are on the ball and exploit there own people in every way they can.

yes thais love money,

they won't think for sec also to scam anybody.seriously this place is getting worst ade worst,scams every where.

money is the bottom line.

you can also learn with thai language CDs,a lot available in market.

A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud.

"This is not the 1928 Mouton."

The waiter assures him it is, and soon there are another twenty people surrounding the table, including the chef and the manager trying to convince the man that the wine is the 1928 Mouton.

Finally someone asks him how he knows that it is not the 1928 Mouton.

"My name is Phillipe de Rothschild, and I make the wine."

Finally, the original waiter steps forward and admits that he poured the Clerc Milon 1928.

"I could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 Mouton. You know Clerc Milon, it is in the same village as Mouton, you pick the grapes at the same time, the same cepage, you crush in the same way, you put them into similar barrels. You bottle at the same time, you even use eggs from the same chickens to fine them. The wines are the same, except for a small matter of geographic location."

Rothschild beckons the waiter forward, and whispers to him, "When you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her underwear. Put one finger in one opening, another finger in the other, then smell both the fingers. You will understand what difference a small distance in geographic location makes."

If This Does Not Make You Laugh Out Loud, You Have Lost Your Sense Of Humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

not that funny

nothing to do with thailand except his flight from bangkok,

did they find that bastard?

we have a German microbrewery here in CNX . . . so that has to be local

David

but david i think they will still charge premium,it cant be same price as thai beer.

is it in happy hour?

german beers like paulaner,budwiser,edinger etc...

and also strong bow,cider,guiness,kilkinne are not on happy hour price

rest all you can enjoy

yes true he was working,forget this 1 pound statement

but travelling 37 countries on cycle is some achivement

well done

I definitely kept my mouth shut when dealing with customs/immigration.

The guy behind the counter was hateful and looking for trouble. His behavior was off the charts. I wonder how many people he abuses each day?

As far as the aggressive touts, I agree, it wasn't too smart to tell them to F off, but they were harassing me and would not let up. They are untouchable and know it.

Not a single security guard in sight.

Like I said. Is this any way to run an international airport?

These same punks are all over town doing this kind of crap to visitors. Parked outside every hotel, loitering outside every tourist spot.

They are everywhere these days and wrecking what is left of the tourism industry.

but again what exactly the immigration officer told you?,or are you trolling?

They have a great set of waterfalls at Erawan......

Saw many Europeans there while shooting.....

HOT

good one

SAD

how about this?

man i always thought prostitution is not legal in thailand,

and why only phuket,police are blind in pattaya?

Anyone else out there a 007 besides me?

Sadly, my duties at NASA kept me too busy to get involved.

We could have used you for Moonraker.

moonwalk?

Brilliant

I am just curious. As I am not a falang, I don't need to try it. However, I know that with the police chasing tea money if I were falang, I'd sure try it. Wouldn't be that hard. On a bike you could cover up falangness fairly easy. Like tinted shield. Mebbe a dust/face mask and sunglasses. Long sleeve shirts. Long pants. It's doable. Anyone ever try? Do you still get pulled over by the cops?

never tryed

Hey, this is a really dumb topic.

but i have eaten burritos in many countries and many restaurants, made them myselves

Lately i have been going to villa in front of emporium and i want to let every burritos lover that their pre-made burritos that go for 105baht for 4(with sauce) are simple yet delicious.. beat every good restaurants i have had

simple good cheese, delicious sauce, good bread and great beef.

pumpui on everyone.

ok

Thanks for warning,but i never liked pizza hut,or pizza company,i always my pizza at itlian restaurants only.

Thai politics always made laugh